BIKERDAD

As for nicking a parcle the fed x dipshit dropped off two parcles yesterday one fitted thor the letter box the other didnt so he left it on the front step IN FULL FECKING VEIW to every one passing my door . So the cheap £2.99 from Amazon was posted and the more expensive silver bracelet and charm for mothers day left outside .. I think a NOB of the week award goes to ..

Sorry to see you been in a bump and that finger looks sore .. to make up for it I thank you need a real motorbike specialist insurance claims person not just the bog standard ambulance chasers who don't know a motorbike from a scooter . There ones in MCN and ride mag . They only do biker accident i think from there add (Just been reading MCN) .as for amounts its around £1000 per stitch .as for losing a nail its pritty much in every ones face so that push up the price time off work incovinace not being able to dress put shoes on cook food wash up load things due to the pain and keeping the bandge dry .also any other pain you had from landing on the floor any other kit that was damaged I'd say around £5000 up easy .. I know a guy who knocked of his bike knocked a tooth out got £10.000 he had his tooth capped good as new for £300 . So your in for a good pay out .. Which you HAVE been hurt So you dam well deserve the pay out .

If not got ABS on my bike but my brow in law does and when we out riding he seams to slow down a lot faster then me and when I need to slow down fast the back end locks up so i think its a good idea . There have been 2 or 3 times when i had to slam on the brakes at that feeling !! at that moment he realised he's f**ked up !! and the back up has locked up and if stopped or let off the brakes and went round ( DPD van decided not to wait in traffic when do a 3 point turn just as i was 2 car leanths away from him standard bollocks I didn't see you cos you didn't fecking look ) and i wondered how the feck I didn't hit him. I think ABS would have helped a lot . So next bike I get I want ABS..

Supa glue not waterproof so it should just wash off

w**kers .... things this government do to feck you over .. bad enough this new tax start the month .and it can't be carried over. So the won't refund you say half months tax but you have to pay from the start of the month or wait till the end of the month so wrong ..

You have used some muscles that you not used or strained them using the clutch more or just hanging on in high wind

When I met the guy selling what is now my bike, we met in the forecourt of a BP garage. When we rocked up he apologised for making us meet him there but he was a bit wary of giving people his home address. I did pick the bike up from the address stated on the V5 a couple days later (as he realised I wasn't a scammy bast*rd at that point!) Like it, Agree to meet at a Police Station with CCTV on the outside ! I was going to say ok send them the local cop shop post code and meet there BUT that don't help the pay pal scam .. Glad you spotted it/told us. Cheers

Christ on a bike that looks dangerous. Glad your ok but man I'd sue the crap out the council/planners who argreed sugested that type road surface . I'd make then ride a motorbike over it in the rain see how far they get ..

Ride them both and see .. might hate both them or love both then you got a problems lol

I leave my lid and the Mrs lid on the bike as the top box is full of our leather jackets . I have a lock and clasp on my top box lid (like you have on garden gates with a nice padlock ) then I put my big chain thro the back wheel thro the frame then round something solid then back over the seat then we put the chain thro the helmet/visor twist the chain so the lids stay on the seats then lock it up . The chain I have is 2 meters long .it's 2 chains with big padlock (lock filled in so can't be opened ) then use a grant insurance disc lock to lock it all up . . I dont put the helmets near the floor as a cupl weeks after I started riding I locked my lid to my bike and had the helmet hanging on the foot rest . As I was walking back to my bike a d a dog was pissing on to my bike right by the lid . So I road the bike home with no lid as I chucked it .if I was stopped I was going to blame the cops for my lid being nicked .. So since then off the floor .. Mind you iv not thought about tossers pissing in to helmets mmm might have to think of a different way to store my lid on walk about.

Got a pic of the GPZ500 . My 1st fast bike . Did you know the motorbike in !! true lies ! movie is the GPZ500

As far as I know as long as the kids feet are on the pegs then it's ok .but as its not the law law its the other law . Then I'd say take the mum on the back and show her how good and safe you are .that way it help to taken your wee girl on The back of you . My EX BITCH wanted me to buy my son a scooter for him to Go to collage on as the collage he goes to is miles away . Yet she wouldnt let me take him on the back of me yet she used to go on the back me .but as i pointed out at the start EX BITCH. .I got him the scooter she bought all the gear .he gets on the scooter and shoots right across the drive in to the headge arse over tit .. hes ok we have a good laugh at it . So i would say take her out on the back show your a good rider . If she still says no . Then f**k her and still take you wee girl out .

Really ?????? Such a important posting and try to make a joke of it ....

That sounds just like the 1st fall I had on my GPZ 500 . It was my 1st mint looking bike .all black with red and silver lines . So out to work one winter's morning pitch black me in my bad ass black helmet black leather jacket and trousers it was past freezing so going down the hill by my house both feet down ready to stop me falling off stops at the traffic lights green .on to the main road ok it be ok now mine road gritted plus traffic will got rid of the ice. Gets up to 25 _30mph then next thing I remember my face/helmet dragging along the road . Me and bike comes to a stop I stand up slips back on to my butt (that was the only thing that was hurting was my butt from slipping not the fall off the bike ) so on my hands and knees crawls to the grass verge stands up and crap how I'm i to pick that now . Then this guy appears from nowhere !! need a hand !!! AAAGGHHHH wtf man where you come from . ... ok yes plz so we both get the bike up off the road on the the grass verge then a fire engine goes flying past . Like seconds later shit bike all black I'm dressed all in black they could have run right over me .. So yellow shiny jacket over leather one and reflective stripps .also cracked faring bent foot peg snapped clutch leaver broken mirror . Gets it fixed now had a bike with red and silver and side orange red strip .. As the bike repaier dont need to fix 100%match close as poss will do .. which is disgusting..

Do as the docs advise and a cupl weeks more just to make sure . As you be off the bike for say 3 months and your ok . Or off the bike for 1 months it goes tits up and off the bike for 6 months or more so just be patient pun intended .get well soon all you .

Hi thank you for looking . I had a look at.the ones on eBay and the net and looks like there all plug in to ECU. So I think.im bit stuffed I'll have to stick with what I got . Thanks again

LoL that old thought . ! it was at this moment he realised he f**ked up ! Glad your ok hope its not to bad/costly to fix the bike.. I guess your not a true biker till you can say if fallen off / crashed . One thing iv always noticed is when your riding driving ice skates what ever it is that moment you know you f**ked up or you need to slow down stop . Your never realises how fast your going and how short time you need to stop . yet if you think ok I'm doing the same thing at another time you do the same speed and I'm going to stop in the same distance yet you do in plenty time but when its NOW emergency you hit or crash fall off .

I been looking at one but they need to be connected to the bikes ECU. unit I think he said but my bike don't have one so i cant just plug one in so he said about the magnet type . . Any one know about fitting one to a old bike it 96 P reg .

The cops wont use then in the Uk (crash protectors) on there cars because if some stupid on there phone or headphones on dreaming there on the stage at Wembley get hit by the cops car .As the bonnets are designed to throw them over the bonnets to save there legs so on .if they had the bars then It would be like hitting them with a flat wall . All I can say is LOOK WHERE YOUR FRICKING GOING THEN ... . Yet if seen them on the OZ tv and when I been in the USA they have the type that its just 2 bars sticking up not the full length of the bumper . So if you walking in front of a cop car while NOT looking and you hit these 2 bars then tought shit...

Wow I didn't know so many ppl had problem with there hearing.. I too have problems with my ears .As they put that down to me being thick not listening to my teachers then they worked out I was dyslexic and deaf from birth not 100% deaf i have a good and bad ear also tinnitus as said on here the hearing tests was the same noises you had to listing for WHAT DICKHEAD THOUGHT THAT ONE UP. lest test them with the same noises they hear 24/7 they should all pass .. I can't use hearing aids as its the small hairs in my ears that picks up the noise and turns it in to words that I can understand. So if I use hearing aids I have to turn them up so high so I understand the words if I take the aids out I hear better . So I just have to wait till my ears get that bad I need to use the hearing aids . My life line is an adapter for the TV you fit it to the TV then you put in head phones and you can turn the TV up to you hear it and the volume on the TV can be to suit every one else in the house . Even turn the TV volume off and just use the head phones . Yet I use these headphones but can't us hearing aids ?? ..

BECAUSE. Now all Welsh councils can demand more money off the government to do everything in Welsh and English. Now in Scotland and Ireland they are putting up signs in Gaelic. So they can claim more money . It was or used to be a bunch of dickheads who wanted every one in Wales to speak Welsh only. So it was a compromise Welsh and English signs . The amount of ppl who was caught speeding and other crimes when the police just had Heddlu on the cars . .

I like that type of shape of a bike its nice very nice . . My Mrs got a sinnis 125 its 64 plate no CBT no claims fully comp £171 . Shes 46 .So I guess it's the new bike mind we insured it for £1200 even double it is not £500. I think look around .

It looks like the average speed camera sounds your nicked ..

No chance. As for one thing I love filtering on my bike now if I'm in my lid with my motorbike jacket on then I'm going.to filiter haven help who ever in the side car as you would be left behind in some ones boot with the sidecar . Naa there times my Mrs says to me when I'm driving the car . !! You was just about to go down between them cars then we in the car not the bike . !! No love don't be silly

A number of years ago we went on holiday to Italy we drove thro France Germany Switzerland into Italy then home again this time adding Belgium. The only road works we saw was in the UK not one traffic cone no road works no delays due to road works yet evey road was like sikly Smooth. Even when we went to the USA . Fantastic roads we saw some road works but never held us up THEN WE went to state of NEW YORK what a shit hole of roads. There was just as many potholes as dead dear toll booths in the middle of nowhere and trailer trash as they call them (pikeys here ) you want to see massive pot holes go to new York state .. not city ..