The Joker

I didn't get a 50cc for the fact their top speed is 30, you have to keep leftish in any zone faster than 30 and they sound crap! My 110 is fast off the line, doesn't sound crap, will do 65, 70 down a hill and for what i use it for it's ideal! Plus it's 4 stroke, fuel injected? something like that! I'll get a propper bike in a few years when i have more experience on 2 wheels So not many people on here are fans of scooters

Which do you all prefer? I'm guessing due to the forum name that the majority would prefer motorbikes, but does anyone own or prefer scooters? I love mine! And will probably look to get a bigger bike in future but for now i'm more than happy, plus because it's 110 cc i can keep up with traffic! I was just asking really, to see what other bikers thought of scooters... would be a bit embarrasing if i saw a group of bikes, had a chat with them, showed them my ride and they laugh at me So yeah, what do y'all think?

Cheers Guys and girls

That Trannie and Suzanna had a great way to clean a leather sofa.. hairspray apparantly... i think!

Started at 9 am, introduced to the instructer who was friendly and really helpful! Went out onto the pad, put the bikes on and off the stand, pushed it round, tested breaks, rode round the pad a few times, practiced u-turns and figures of 8, then road positioning turning left and right. Lunch (well, a quick break) Out on the the roads at 10:20 am, rode around taking turns to lead, finished at 1:10 and had a nice ride home. It's a great feeling to be free I' looking forward to many a happy year on motorbikes

A woman in a skirt is sat on a london double decker bus when she decides to go up to the top deck for a fag, upon climbing the stairs she rememers she forgot to put any knickers on, so she carries on, lights the fag and hopes nobody notices, as she finishes the fag, the bus starts to slow down so she stands at the top of the staircase and shouts to the conductor "Exuse me, is this Ealing?" The Conductor replies "from here, love, it looks like you'll need a few stitches!"

Nice one! Cheers mate

Sorry for it being a bit late, only just had the time! Hard work being a Student

Can't wait! Doing it on my own Honda Vision 110 then riding back with my Uncle if i pass! According to friends, it's very hard to fail... is this true? One lad said "it's alright joe, you can't fail" I shouldn't go to it feeling complacent "this will be easy" should i?

Unreal!! He played the classics and was on top form despite his age! Oh and his new guitarist, 24 year old, Blonde rock chick... That is all.

As long as you give your pets the best life possible then you can let them die knowing you treated them well. Glad your mate got back safe and well!

Yes the jacket has shoulder, back, elbow and side protection and the trousers have thigh and knee protection (both waterproof), the gloves are like textile with a leather palm, hard to explain. I might check out the bike show actually aswell.

Textile Jacket with hi vis, Textile trousers, and gloves with knuckle and finger protection. Sorry, i'm new to the whole biking thing. I was seeing if it was a good deal or "offer" as the guy said in the shop... Can i get gear cheaper but still quality?

I bought a Blackberry a few months ago and it's really good! I thought about an iphone but im not too keen on touch screens or the amount of apps and games you can get on them! I'd spend more time charging it than using it. So what do users on here have? Apologies to the more vintage of user as you probably don't know what i'm on about

Jacket + Trousers+ Gloves _________ _________ £199 What do you think?

I like the real music! Somthing appealing about hopping on a Harley Davidson to "We are the roadcrew" by motorhead. Zeppelin Rules! I'm a dying breed of lads under 20 that like Rock music AC/DC too ;D

So what music do you all like? I'm 17 wit the music taste of a... 50 year old... I like Led Zepplin, Motorhead, Pink Floyd, Pearl Jam, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Guns 'n' Roses... you get the idea. I also like blues, acoustic and some country... I just can't seem to grasp this samey modern music!

I self taught myself on guitar, got a random urge to learn the harmonica... so i did! I'd like a banjo! On the topic of "i'd like to do that" Apparantly, if you put a light bulb in your mouth you can't get it back out? I'm sure it's just me on this... but ever noticed how the hoover pipe is about the same size to cover your eye... Hmmm such stupidity!

You never know! I had the same problem last year, turns out she liked having the tash and didn't get rid of it! Also, i didn't like the idea of 'tash at first, but after a week, it quickly grew on me... I'll get me coat!

I'll have a go... but a slight breeze might destroy any resemblance of facial hair! Myself and the lads at the local football team i support will be doing this too!

How do you turn a duck into a Soul Singer? Put it in the Microwave untill its Bill Withers... I'll get me coat!