NOTD goes to the chap in the white ford fiesta. He didn't approve of me pulling along side at the lights and gunned it away. He wasn't going to keep up in his 1999 fiesta zetec. I accelerated, reached the speed limit of 40 and stayed there. he caught up to me 10 seconds later, horn blaring and lights flashing. He attempted a poor overtake but realised his mistake and pulled back in (still flashing the lights and blaring the horn, gunning the engine etc). The road was wide, so he tried to get down the inside of me. not enough room - he realised his mistake and reverted back to plan A (horn lights probable lude gestures). the lights ahead were red, so I slowed for them. he slowed too, but made his best effort to join me as a pillion rider. the lights went to green and he actually tried to get round me (traffic island, queuing cars to turn right etc). failed that one. Another couple of hundred yards and the light and sound show continued. He indicated right and turned off the road. Had I held him up? no. Did I offend his primal alpha male instinct to be the head of the group, the leader of the pack? Most definitely yes. I was tempted at one point to pull over and let the twunt continue on his reckless way. On the same ride, I had some woman who failed to follow the road markings and turn left on a straight only lane. I was in the lane to the left of her. She was oblivious to what was going on.