Nogin Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Took the kids to the cinema today and after the film my 7 year old son needed the toilet so I took him.Well he's a good lad and washed his hands as I was stood at the hand dryer, I hear him shouting.."Dad this dryer is broken"He's stood under the condom machine hitting the buttons to make it work.There was a bloke in there washing his hands pissing himself laughing... I creased up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mealexme Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Took the kids to the cinema today and after the film my 7 year old son needed the toilet so I took him.Well he's a good lad and washed his hands as I was stood at the hand dryer, I hear him shouting.."Dad this dryer is broken"He's stood under the condom machine hitting the buttons to make it work.There was a bloke in there washing his hands pissing himself laughing... I creased up!ahahaha. How did you explain that one to him then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 I got told they were balloons for grown ups when I was that age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogin Posted January 7, 2012 Author Share Posted January 7, 2012 I just told him it's not a dryer, was expecting to ask what it is, but he never asked! Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techno Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Kids ehwhen my daughter was 9 i was walking her to school and out of the blue she just said"when I grow up I arnt putting a penis in my mouth"To which i replied"why dont you like jewelry"the reply confused her enough to end the conversation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mealexme Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 Kids ehwhen my daughter was 9 i was walking her to school and out of the blue she just said"when I grow up I arnt putting a penis in my mouth"To which i replied"why dont you like jewelry"the reply confused her enough to end the conversation You said this to your NINE year old DAUGHTER? FML. I am glad she didnt understand, but why the hell did she say that in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
techno Posted January 7, 2012 Share Posted January 7, 2012 I dont know why she said it probably at 9 she reckoned that it wouldnt be a pleasent thing to do We have always told the kids the truth if they asked us stuff no matter the subject rather than them believe rumours spread by other kids, but am assuming in this case what she was told by whoever was probably the truth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogin Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 The thing is they come out with stuff and you constantly think, how the hell do they know that?They really keep you on your toes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted January 8, 2012 Share Posted January 8, 2012 Well funny.....but it could have been worse Nogin....he could have asked for money to put in it..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nogin Posted January 8, 2012 Author Share Posted January 8, 2012 Well funny.....but it could have been worse Nogin....he could have asked for money to put in it..... LOL never thought of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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