MarkW Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I was sitting on the sofa on Monday evening, flicking around on the telly, when from somewhere across the room my 7 year-old asked me what song the band played whilst the Titanic was sinking. As a joke I said 'The Sun Has Got His Hat On'. Turns out he was doing his homework, and his teacher was not impressed. Bad daddy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Well this is why you always fact check your sources! Unless you want to work for a red top Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tango Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Could've been worse. ....... could've recited Derek and Clive!....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joeman Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Go and update Wikipedia, then it becomes fact!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Go and update Wikipedia, then it becomes fact!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 I was sitting on the sofa on Monday evening, flicking around on the telly, when from somewhere across the room my 7 year-old asked me what song the band played whilst the Titanic was sinking. As a joke I said 'The Sun Has Got His Hat On'. Turns out he was doing his homework, and his teacher was not impressed. Bad daddy. Im not surprised.. that song didn't exist in 1912. an apt hit from that year might have been "Im afraid, pretty maid, Im afraid" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRH Posted June 22, 2016 Share Posted June 22, 2016 Nah your all wrong.It was Row row row by William Jerome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OhJay Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Well this is why you always fact check your sources! Unless you want to work for a red top You still always fact check, don't want to accidentally anyone the truth now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoggs Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 well played Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarkW Posted June 23, 2016 Author Share Posted June 23, 2016 Could've been worse. ....... could've recited Derek and Clive!....... "I had that Unsinkable Molly Brown in the back of my cab.""Is she the one that didn't go down?"Fill in the rest yourselves... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gin Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Hahah This is Brilliant Well done you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBrightside Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Haha kids are brilliant.My son (10) always watches Police Interceptors and thinks he'll see me on it (hehe).They had to stand up and talk about their parents and what they did last week. When I picked him up from school he explained that he'd chose me, and the job I do, and that I chase baddies in stolen cars and 'T-bag' them!!I explained that it was T-PAC, and what 'T-Bagging' was. He saw the funny side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gin Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 See I assumed he was thinking T-Boned and imagined you destroy squad vehicle after squad vehicle in your passion to remove crims from the road Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrBrightside Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Tactical contact is a good thing but costing quite a bit of money at mo lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mailee66 Posted June 23, 2016 Share Posted June 23, 2016 Haha kids are brilliant.My son (10) always watches Police Interceptors and thinks he'll see me on it (hehe).They had to stand up and talk about their parents and what they did last week. When I picked him up from school he explained that he'd chose me, and the job I do, and that I chase baddies in stolen cars and 'T-bag' them!!I explained that it was T-PAC, and what 'T-Bagging' was. He saw the funny side.i just hope he didn't tell them you wear leather too!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RantMachine Posted June 24, 2016 Share Posted June 24, 2016 They had to stand up and talk about their parents and what they did last week. When I picked him up from school he explained that he'd chose me, and the job I do, and that I chase baddies in stolen cars and 'T-bag' them!!That's absolutely priceless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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