Note to self

[Simon Davey]

When using the brush cutter around the edges of the muck heap, look out for the poo, otherwise, when you "strim" it, it will spray up your T-shirt and all over your trousers, whilst spattering over your face and glasses. 

You'll also still be able to smell it a couple of hours later

[Old-codger]

Been there done that and eaten some. Top tip never strim with your mouth open even slightly 

[bonio]

Not done that one, but I once had the bright idea of moving one of those circular cattle feeders by putting it on its side, stepping inside and walking it like a hamster in a wheel. It all worked fine until the bit that had started out in the slurry under my feet reached the top and rained slurry down all over me. Needed a bath after that one. 

[Simon Davey]

24 minutes ago, bonio said:

Not done that one, but I once had the bright idea of moving one of those circular cattle feeders by putting it on its side, stepping inside and walking it like a hamster in a wheel. It all worked fine until the bit that had started out in the slurry under my feet reached the top and rained slurry down all over me. Needed a bath after that one. 

 

That's worse

Thankfully, mine is just horse shit. 

[Mississippi Bullfrog]

I have a whole school assembly on the theme of wisdom this morning.  I'm sitting here wondering how much of these stories I can include without getting parental complaints. 

 

With our lot any mention of poo creates great excitement.