AstronautNinja

I like your thinking

As I said in the other thread. The average driver is thick AF, self absorbed, unaware, unobservant and only just above the bare minimum to be passing a test. No one seems able to judge the width of their car either expecting me to stop and give way despite there being plenty of room if we both just engage our brains...... Situations where a pair of van drivers would squeeze past easily, these fvcking retards are stopping and gobbing off. I do genuinely believe people's ability to think and learn is dropping as time goes on. I'm sure I wasn't surrounded by this amount of retards when I started driving.

The lane confusion is something that really gets on my tits. It is possibly the simplest of all driving aspects to grasp yet the one that is ignored the most frequently. It seems the majority of drivers think we have 1 lane for lorries, one for "going fast" and the rest just to sit in. Fvck off into the left hand lane and we can all make progress. The look on people's faces as they happily sit in the middle lane fully convinced for some unknown reason that they made the right choice and regardless of any situations they'll sit there. If you ask the average person why they're in the lane they're using very few could justify it with any logic or reasoning let alone describe the proper usage of any lane.

Doesn't help the average person is an absolute spactard these days

Now if you had a ring door bell you could at least announce that your making a special delivery of your own when the postie comes knocking

It's called perspective. I can get the crayons out to explain if you need?

Morning. Cool fog over the valley this morning

I keep forgetting to test it got a bag of spuds as it happens

You wot you wot?

Definately some brown envelopes involved in 3m worth of tarmac, dogs and cash in envelopes

Oioi

Excellent

Pretty cool is all that tbh

What a monstrosity. Jesus they're ugly.

The first delivery

Guys, we must embrace the drunken purchases. They are some of the finest rewards known to man.

I bought all manner of goodies last night whilst somewhat under the influence

Then it's a case of retaking your tests unfortunately as far as I understand

I enjoy reading that as Tran Slap rather than Trans Alp. Added a blue haired twist to the article

Goods have to be minimum of £100, you can put as low as a penny on credit card for the same assurance

Do you have an A2 or A licence?

Cheers, I have had a few go's with outdoor active on my phone but need to use the pc really along with the GRM page.

Exactly this, some carpark drills and clutch control will be of great use to you

Ahh OK I getcha now. My only real advice is use every hour of riding in the days before your test to ride to test standard, no casual, chilled rides, full test criteria every ride till you get your licence. Best of luck

I don't get what you mean? Do you feel you've had enough time on what I'm guessing is a 600? If the main issue is nerves / bad habits after riding for years then it sounds like it's just a mental approach rather than actual ability. What further tuition has the riding school suggested if any? Straight back for a retest?