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Tent up....woohoo....still looks in good nick after 14yrs stored away....lol Can still get in and out of it....I just need to figure out the getting dressed/undressed bit....NURSE????? Help please....

Gonna try mine on later....only worked out what I was coming as today....sudden flash of inspiration and all that

Is anyone coming Lincoln way on the Friday? Could we meet up and ride together?

"Squeeze them together" "a little bit of spit on the ends" "pull the rear and straighten your canal so it goes in easy" "Squeeze and roll them in your finger" "its best doing it when they are cold too and be quick as if they heat up they expand quicker and makes it harder to get in" Oh dear....that ride as a pillion has really done things to you hasn't it...

Oh and in a later life I used to do fire breathing which involved lots of paraffin in my gob and lower gut...but from a positive viewpoint I never had probs going to the toilet...

Boody ell...when I began in the workshop we regularly used to spray the underside of customers cars with waste oil...no masks then...no gloves...and I'm still here...cough....oh wait a cough minute cough cough....mayb...............................................................

Panniers dont usually make it tricky for a pillion? there legs usually go over the front?

Mine goes to the C5 estate driver on Sunday on my way to the Bikesafe event....we were approaching a set of lights at a T junction at low speed, he was in front...the lights went to green and he indicated to turn left but actually pulled in about 2o yds from the lights...I waited not knowing what the hell he was going to do...eventually, as the lights were still green I decided to take the risk and accelerate round him and turn left onto the A658...so what does he do as I get alongside his OS front wing...he starts to pull forward going straight over the road...remember I said it was a T junction...he forces me to the RHS of the road where I was able to actually turn left in front of him...

In the late 70's or early 80's (I think) there was a guy who toured the world on a 50cc moped successfully...he was featured in one of the motorcycling mags I used to get at the time

I don't think I'll notice much difference if I'm honest... It's just so huge anyway! Hahahahahahahahaha! You're gonna struggle to stuff it all into your trousers with that bandaged hand, aren't ya?! But the injured hand is a great excuse for asking some young lady to do it for you

So you are suggesting that I simply throw a couple of bungies over the top to hold it...simples

Anyone got any suggestions for a Tailbag that I can put on the Rear Rack of my DL650? I've alreat got an Oxford Tailbag and I don't particularly want a solid box but there must be something out there that I can fit thats soft? It cant have side wings though because of the indicator stalks. Any feasable suggestions welcome.. Thanks

just wait for rally pics to be put up on show bound to be some sillyness there as there normally is Off to the hospital for some surgery now - they're using a local anesthetic, so any advice on how to not freak out would be greatly appreciated. I'm hoping I can put some music in my ears and get high on gas again! You have two choices...you can actually watch which is really scary but fascinating....or just look away and take your ipod... Hard luck mate...weve all done stupid things in the past

Wow...was your friend very happy with that?...what do you reckon I could swap my other half for??...got an old motor mower that needs restoration??

That's it, you put your foot down with a firm begging motion Stu...just like the rest of us

ermmm...dare I say it.....leave the missus...problem solved

Aaaaahhh I just love the smell of testosterone first thing in the morning...

Thanks.....will do

I'm hoping to head down with a mate on Sunday.....will keep you informed....how did you book an accompanied ride?

Not even...even

not fancying what we were discussing then mandy?? I've ordered something now and I guess it kind of fits in. It needs fishnets anyway I know, I know, you are going as the jolly fisherman of skegness fame....

Just borrow some of Moo's hair colour and one of her dresses....

Stu...I'm cut to the quick

Ah but....are you also a bald and fat ugly bast*rd??

Just to let everyone know, so we don't clash with costumes, and now that Steve is sadly not attending... I will be coming as an ugly fat bast*rd...ok