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How do you make your crabs feel at home? Rub sand in your pubes!

Would be interesting if you could post up their responce, just curious to see how they`d respond. I don't think i`d be too happy either.. shoddy work for such a reputable company. Last thing you want on a 13 plate is silicone all around the engine

Had to refrain myself from posting them ... pics of the bike that is... the metal one

Nice snap you made there!

He who laughs last, laughs longest

I hated apple before they were seen as cool by the dead uncool, hipster-sheep uni student crowd and the name dropping, waitrose shopping, wannabe middle class types. Sometime around 1998..... Where da fook were you when some hippy wannabe sold me a chuffin iShite? Sir, I bow to your higher knowledge. I have seen the light and now I shall follow

Personally disc locks are just a deterrent to opportunists, so I think spending over £50 for a fango dango one is just a false economy. I just brought a second hand one from ebay for a fiver. I do keep it in a locked garage but I put this disc lock on to buy me a few more seconds to get down the stairs... to offer them a cuppa tea Baby monitor and a hammer is the best security on the market I digress, I wouldn't waste your hard earned on some well branded piece of metal. Just get a second hand one

Sorry for sounding like the old fart that I am, but I am really pleased that you did not come to any harm and I am also pleased that you did not get the opportunity to vent your spleen. In that moment of red mist we say and do crazy things and you had just handed control of your life over to a total dick who does not deserve that kind of responsibility. Coming on here and blowing off steam to like minded and sympathetic peers is a much better option. Having said all that I did have a moment yesterday when a Russian plated 4x4 decided he wanted my piece of road. I let him have it, not only was this going to be a one sided match between a Daelim 125 and a Sherman Tank (or should that be a T54), but the Russinas here are not renowned for letting angry gestures go unanswered. As the song says..'Oh those Russians...' Yeah, I totally agree. The older fart in me stopped me looking for him after a few local roads. I`m normally pretty placid on the road and if someone wants that piece of tarmac, they can have it. However, this guy put my life at risk, if he had waited until after the next corner, there would have been loads of passing places, which would have been cool with me. Think they see a little orange scooter and think i`m some kind of push over I keep really calm because I know when my red mist descends(very rare), I can act very irrational and wont think of any consequences. That said, I found that venting on this forum rather therapeutic and next time i`ll try and control myself and vent here in the "nob" section. Yeah, the Russians style of driving is not to be messed with. I have seen too many videos on youtube to know better. That said, I`m glad you kept a lid on your red mist... because otherwise you`d have been another "car runs over biker" video on Liveleak

Got any pics we can take a butchers at?

Well done bro!

Cleaning the carb is not is difficult as it sounds. There is tons of guide videos on how to do it. All it is is strip down, clean and then put it back how you found it.

Gaffa tape is your friend

Ya bunch of boring gits

Wont be coming today due to the prospect of riding all the way on my own, would be a little boring on me jack!

Nice one Miss Meg Good luck for the test and be sure to let us know how you get on!

I have been on another forum before and was an active member for many years. I just had enough of the bureaucracy, red tape and people thinking they were king dick behind the keyboard. Though, once you meet them, they are nice as pie... strange that. I decided to leave and lurked this forum for a while and decided to join. I have only been on here a short time and I am enjoying my stay so I plan to be here for the ongoing. Thanks to the owners, mods, admin and members for making this a great forum. Will be looking forward to the rally so I can put faces to avatars

Blimey.... Is all I can say

The nob of the day award goes to the Zafira (I think) driver near Warwick today. I was on my little 125cc scoot and I was pulling out of a junction, turning left. The Zafira was coming towards me at a distance but very slowly, so I thought i`d pull out being that he was going so slow and could easily build up speed. Then out of nowhere, he was on my arse, even though I was traveling a 60mph which was more than enough for the road. He found it a great importance to be wanting to overtake me, even though he was traveling slow originally. He tried a dodgy overtake on a blind corner but had to go back in because he couldnt see (still traveling at 60 at this point) so i turned my body and head to look behind and gave him a few hand gestures as if to say..wtf are you doing you w**ker. Still on my arse, he overtook with a car coming head on and I had to move left of the lane to stop an accident. I noticed he had a child in the car but that didnt deter me trying to keep up with the muppet. Couldnt keep up and hunted around a few local roads so I could have a "chat" Wish I would have caught him, I was fuming. If you are the driver of said car (which I doubt you would be on this forum) and you had a incident with a little orange scooter by Warwick, I have a few words for you You put my life at risk including yourself, your child and other road users. I sincerely hope bad karma will enter your life and f**k you up in the way I would have done if i`d have caught you today. You are a worthless piece of shit and most of all, you are the stain on the worlds underpants. Well f**king done. *Breathe*

Never knew this existed. Might have to have a look into doing it!

Sounds good man! Just take it easy first time out

This is only true for iMac owners and these people don't really care about 'cost' - by the time they need an upgrade they just sell the computer for a few hundred less than they paid and buy a new one. The amount those machines lose value over two or three years is negligible - really. As for me.. I have a Mac mini. and so far I have increased the RAM and swapped the HDD for an SSD - its now worth (looking at eBay) about £200 less than I paid for it (if i wipe it and put it back to 'as bought') and I'd have absolutely no problem with selling it. 2nd hand mini's fly. not bad for a 3yr old machine. It boots up in 12 seconds. I have zero anti virus. or any anti malware. It came with additional apps that would cost me a fair amount had I stuck with Windows. The last major operating system update was free. it backs up itself - I use the original HDD for this. Uses next to no power when in sleep mode. Its virtually silent. takes up no space Would I go back to a windows machine. definitely not. If I need windows.. ill just add it to this machine. not that Ive had any reason to do this.. but the option is there. every apple comes with the software to make this simple. I 'may' move to the next 'mini' when it appears... I don't expect much of a price hike. so.. it might cost me £200 in real terms. a bargain considering the complete lack of hassle involved during ownership. Which can be summed up with 3 words - worth repeating. no anti virus. http://i1343.photobucket.com/albums/o797/chris1981turner1/kUKVtpz_zpsa195ea86.png

R6 any day of the week. Though ask me the same question in 20 years, i`ll probably give you a different answer

I feel so much more balanced now I know that its not just me that wishes bad karma on some customers.

Sparkplug is probably back and dry from overfuelling. You probably just need some slight adjustment. I wouldn't know what size jet you would need to be perfectly honest

Filthy ones