Went on a coach trip today , on the way back we stopped at a cafe , lovely spot, had a river running along side it, as we pulled up there was another coach full of Germans shouting and screaming on the riverbank , I ran over to see what was happening and there was a dog in the water drowning ... All of a sudden a German chap dived in and rescued the dog , he dragged it up the bank , the dog was lifeless and looked dead, the German chap started resuscitation on it by blowing into its mouth and thumping it's chest...to everyone's joy the dog spurted some water and was alive , I went over and said "well done fella that was amazing , are you a vet ? he said , well more of shouted , " VET ! VET ! I'm f**king Zoaking "