Tiger - "Yeeees, meals on wheels." Reminds me of the story of the two nuns sent to the jungle. Sister Mary immediately started a rigorous keep fit regime, running five miles every morning and building up her cardio vascular system. Sister Anna just kept scoffing donuts and enjoying the occasional cigarette. The day before they were due to be sent out the Mother Superior spoke to them both to wish them well. She asked Sister Mary why she had undertaken such a hard regime of physical exercise. "It's in case we meet a tiger." Sister Mary replied. "You can't think you'll actually outrun a tiger?" said Mother Superior. "Oh no Mother, " replied Sister Mary, "I just need to outrun Sister Anna."