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My bro in law has had fish tanks for years then got rid them now he's gone and bought another one as he says they calme you down and stress relief is amazing ( I just.fell.alseep all the time ) so they are good for you just Make sure you get one them fish ..don't know the name them . They eat the crap off the glass tank and floor .. they grow depends on the size the tank .. brown camo skin ..

Hi .. I bought my wife a Chinese bike sinnis 125 .. and if not touched it in 2 or 3 months and poped the key in turned it and started up 1st time . Ok soon as turned off the choke it cut out but pushed the button and started and 1st time ran for 5 mins while got mine out cb750 10 mins later after 30 tries it started.. so I don't believe the hype about Chinese bikes as don't knock them till you had one .. the chrome is not to good . It's pritty crap but get it wet dry it then its fine .. i did change some the wires as they was thin bit rubbish to honest just didn't want it catching fire on the trickle charger..

Seriously id say it's front plastics trim just tell who ever your buying it off its in front your knees round the ignition key .

Ha ha ha hand bag shield ha ha .. sort off I just got my new T shirt today from the printers my wife got it done for one my Xmas prezzies its the one !!! scooters are.for men who want to ride motorbikes but still like the wind on there vaginas !!! So the handbag shield ha ha .

Also on mine if I don't hold the clutch in it won't start .. ..

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Glad some one got some on to tell you as the only one I know is in Newport.gwent . So glad some one can.help

Well they did try hide the Scottish lol .. ps I'm Scottish..

I believe it's been widely accepted that she was suffering from complications related to her diabetes during this interview? Whether you believe it or not, it's interesting how Boris Johnson manages to escape similar vitriol. https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2017/jun/22/boris-johnson-interview-disaster-diane-abbott Good god do you really believe that I'm sorry no one is that stupid and in a job of power . As for that blonde fooking half wit .who only intelligent answer to date is diddbly doblly doo verrry nicccce wibble wibble . These are the ppl who are supoted to be in charge of this country . I hope humans are wiped out soon and the animals inherits the earth b4 we destroy it ...

.The Shadow Home Secretary first said it would cost £300,000. Then it was £80 million. Then it was more than that Diane Abbott got very confused about the cost of Labour's plan to put 10,000 more police on the streets in an excruciating live radio brain-fade. In the course of a six minute interview, the Shadow Home Secretary said the policy would cost £300,000, then £80 million, then around £800 million over four years And she said they would be recruiting 25,000 officers a year, then 250,000 a year, then 2,250 in the first year. In an interview with LBC's Nick Ferrari, Abbott said: "Well, if we recruit the 10,000 police men and women over a four year period, we believe it will be about £300,000 Assuming this was for one year, that would mean each of the 10,000 officers would be paid £30 a year Ferrari was taken aback: “Three hundred thousand pounds? For 10,000 police officers? What are you paying them? I REST MY CASE .... this was a planned interview not a jump on her moment (that's Cornyn job )

WOW he's got a light on

Most vegans .. wear Doc Martin boots .. drive VW beetle .. love having holidays at ymca /youth hostals... love Hugo boss clothes .and can't go WITH out the Krups coffee maker ..

Wait till your stopped by the police who tell you your not insured to carry a passenger. When.you tell them if all ways had insurance to carry a passenger then the cop says !!! you done your insurance by a comparison site !!! Yes 2 months ago .. ok what ill do is i give ypu a producer i wont impound the bike you got 7 or 14 days to go to a police station of your choice with MOT .insurance showing you got cover for passenger and your licence.. .. also a ticket for riding with out correct insurance.... So calls the insurance . Sorry we can't help as we just here for claims and new business. Can you call back Monday.. ( this is 8pm Friday night ) so calls back Saturday. Gets a reply sorry we have sent.you the information in the post ..thank you hangs up ....???? Calls again same thing ... so calls back Monday. We have sent.you a reply it should be with you ?????? WTF is going on Later the post arrives.. 1st class recorded B4 1pm .. they changed the details on the on line form I filed out !!we have removed the passaanger carrying part to give you a cheaper quote ... also here is a new insurance certificate and new shedual ALL DATED FRIDAY i called .. So ends up in court shows the magistrate the letters and he says it up to me to read these b4 I ride it drive my car . WTF so I said I only had them on the Monday. Also it says THEY CHANGED IT and in section 5 were the exclusions are is blank ... Hmmmm yes ok all charges dismissed. Free to go . I'm sorry about this .. BUT IF YOU APAEAR B4 ME AGAIN WITH THIS MATTER this case will be heard again . Good day ..

I see that f**k wit I got this job cause I shaged jez corbyn diane Abbott going on about the police should not hit these nice lads of the stolen bikes as they only having bit fun and its dangerous to the lads nasty police ... What a complete tool .. god help us if this dumb bitch is to have any power..

Me today had a nice little trundle about the place and pulled up at the lights, a guy pulled along side me and says “that looks amazing, I love it, it just looks great” I reply “aah thanks” and we have a brief exchange about the bike before the lights change. I’m feeling a little buoyed up by his enthusiasm and this lovely little encounter when for the first time in donkeys I go to pull away and stall my bike in first so violently that for a brief moment I thought it’s going down, this didn’t concern me for long though as the force of the stall catapulted a huge amount of snot out of my nose over my face.... I’m not sure which one of us was more horrified.... not feeling so cool now eh! I had a hospital appointment yesterday for an operation on my left nostril as its blocked with the skin that supposed to be up the middle of my nose so the doc sprayed this gunk up both my nostrils by pushing this reversed twesers and then shoved this small long straw like camara up each side to which all the snot and greens that was up(there for at least 10 years ) the left side decided to sneeze out (it was so dam ticklish) so over his hand my chin the camera down my T shirt it went . So yea I feel you on that one ..

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So if you do the same sort of thing power the dash cam with solar unless its parked inside then your stuffed lol

Dont know if this will help but few years ago when i was building my garage . I got to a point I'd run out cash so.i could not afford to out the roof on so.i could not run any electrics to the garage. But I needed my trickle charger to work . So I bought a power bank for a Mobil phone got it from China cost £10 I think . Then I bought a small caravan solar panel (another £10 )which was about size A5 . Then I plugged the solar panel to the phone bank then phone bank to trickle charger to the bike I had to change the plugs make them work .. so the solar fed the power bank then bank kept the battery full charge . As they all used very small amount of power no over heating /fires . The power bank kept it charged at night then day time charged up the power bank . Once the bike battery is full the trickle charger turns off so the bank gets topped up.. all till done the roof then electrics .

bast*rds. sorry to hear /read you had your bike stolen save up or get a bank lone keep away from credit cards as you never pay them off all ways have to pay them dead money (high interest) Can you ride a push bike or is it to far to go . Few years ago I had cash flow probs (one way away from me ) I used a push bike for 7 months from June right thro the winter ( ruddy nuts i tell you ) till i had enought to ahow the bank i could save and got a bank.lone .. ..

Mine can but it was my brothers pee

Paint the floor BUT DON'T USE THE HOOVER TO CLEAN THE FLOOR 1ST as it killed the HOOVER and had to buy a new one .so sweep the floor paint it then gomto a carpet shop and ask them for any old carpets new or old put them down

I had my son's parent evening tonight .an as we was all lined up to see what teachers we had to see .I seen this boy who I recognized and said to my son . Is that katlins brother ( my son an katlin started school togeather at 3 and been best friends ever since hes now 15) we not see her for number years So I said katlins brother grown we not.seen him like 7 years . So my son said that's not David ooooo.ok just looks like it's sister. .by now there parents arrived And I said I thought that was David he looks just like katlin my son looked at me !!like STFU ! ! Then katlin look alike turned and said !!! I'm not katlin anymore I'm Karl I'm trans !!! Oooooo am is that our line over there we need to see that teacher ... son... no dad this is the teacher we need to see . I could not wait to get.out there .. gets in the car . son DDDAAAADDD I told you ages ago about him ??? wife you utter tit Me !!!!WHAT !! It was an easy mistake

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Nas back door action is bit week narr narr. I bought a cupl off eBay and they work for a bit then it was pain just to keep them working . When they died it was a hassel sending them back That's why we set for Currys any probs take it right back .. Touching solid wood as said wood lol Its been fine . Even when we recòrded and saved it .

My Microwave is 29yrs old.. came from the Freemans Catalogue, a Christmas present in 1989. Ive no reason to chuck it. An in the words of trigga (fools an horses) the microwave has had 20 new plugs 10 glass plates and 12 new microwaves . How is it the same microwave Because it's still in my kitchen