Mawsley

I'll do John Cage's 4'33"

If you get a Harley FLHTCU you could enjoy CB communication.

"My joy machine"? There's something very Brazzers about that title.

I'm guessing Joe's post has answered this question?

I need evidence, #TeamSatnav.

I saw [mention]Six30[/mention] had replied, and frankly I'm disappointed.

http://i.imgur.com/6ZXM6PQ.jpg

Linux till I die Given his age, I reckon my Dad'll beat you to it.

You got no off switch on that image - so 'yes' it will drain the battery unless you wire it into part of the loom that goes dead, like the headlight dip beam. If the bike is being ridden frequently it won't matter, if it's being left standing but on trickle then again no problem.

I've experienced poor surfaces, I didn't crash, it annoyed me every time, I don't know anybody who's crashed - I need an A.N.Other box to tick.

Seen lots of forum posts that say this too, which is why those people will never know why the sat nav is so much better. But if they are happy with what they get from using a phone, it's all good. My Dad still uses a laptop running Win95. He checks his email, he checks the local paper to add his mental comments to each article - that's it. He needs nothing else.

It's quicker just to type "painkiller"

Do you have a V5 to go with the frame?

Stu can't afford the bill to keep me in coke, prostitutes and Jelly Babies.

They can't find one decent volunteer*, Stu is never going to find two. *Supporting Micky Mouse Manc clubs is an automatic 'no'.

If you can afford to buy a battery you can afford a multimeter - £9.29 in Screwfix http://www.screwfix.com/p/lap-mas830b-digital-multimeter-600v/75337?kpid=75337&cm_mmc=Google-_-Product%2520Listing%2520Ads-_-Sales%2520Tracking-_-sales%2520tracking%2520url&gclid=Cj0KEQjw-ezKBRCGwqyK0rHzmvkBEiQAu-_-LCLR2hydt-9LDmzNo3_UXpkMV2Bg4K7rrdnZjvbdiRYaApJt8P8HAQ&gclsrc=aw.ds&dclid=COz_tZGg79QCFVK6GwodLL8JAg Electricity isn't that tough - and when combined with YouTube, fault finding a starting problem using a multimeter is child's play. This nine quid will tell you if I'm correct about the battery, before you buy a battery. As my wife, my kids, and everybody who's ever met me will tell you, I'm frequently wrong.

It's the battery. Yours is tiny and ran low on charge, too low, now it isn't storing charge as you ride. The click is the sound of the starter motor unable to turn over. Shove a multimeter across the battery terminals. Set it to 20V DC (that'll be the one without the wavy lines). Look at the reading as you depress the starter button - the reading will drop way below 12.4Volt...your battery is buggered. Go fit a new one, Motobatt tends to retain charge better imo. Enjoy riding without pushing the bike first.

This guy. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-north-east-wales-40465129 It's a farmer at one end of the green lane, by all accounts. Total dick.

George Michael used to go cruising around London, I'm sure a quick Google will find likeminded individuals who still meet up.

http://wycombemag.co.uk/Chinnor-Bike-Dayz.php All the cool kids will be there.

https://youtu.be/NpYEJx7PkWE

Maybe if satnav people began giving proper support to the superior computer user, then maybe I'd be more interested. Y U no apple, software people?

After the years of going to bike events in Holland and meeting Dutch types down at bike campsites in Europe, I have far worse

Me too, that's why I look at a map, think 'hmm, I'll ride there then there'. Then get on the bike and ride.