Mawsley

I agree about the comics bit. I read graphic novels.

https://youtu.be/E7zt8dxBi8A

People who run in general...but especially this tit: ">

I'd put tape on mine if it was a daytime headlight, just to stop pissing people off like.

But, Sunderland. If they don't someone else will have a go. Moar ground anchors and chains will defeat them. Do they still have all the "secondhand" shops on Hilton Rd? When we had stuff nicked in the morning you could always buy it back from there in the afternoon! Once caught one chavvy little shit as he got stuck halfway through the downstair's toilet window.

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The http://www.bobfarnhamtuning.com link no longer works. Does this mean Bob no longer tunes?

Favourite bit.

Bit by bit, device by device, the family are using iOS. They didn't take up Linux when I forced it on them, and I've refused to deal with their plethora of Windows issues that cropped up so often it almost became a full time job. The girl uses an Air, the lad has my old MBP - it's just the wife and her "Jen from IT Crowd" possessed laptop to go. In the last ten years I've had one - ONE - Mac issue. A failed screen on the iMac and they replaced it FOC even though it was out of warranty. No viruses, no worms, no slowing down, no freezing, no locking, no conflicts, no lost data...nothing. I can't say that about any Windows device that has ever existed in this house.

Hmm. That Friday rain doesn't look promising.

Two people I know had numbing cream recently - both of them developed a really nasty reaction. Don't know if it's common but I'll certainly be giving it a wide berth next time.

Not true. The human body is far easier to fix up than a motorcycle chain, almost anybody could do it. It's why you can always hear laughter coming from operating theatres - they can't believe we pay them for that shit. Other easy things include rocket science and working out how Eastenders gets an audience.

Absolutely no idea, sorry mate. Living here and not having extra-marital affairs means I never use the hotels. I'll ask my wife though - maybe she's got busy in one of them.

You can have my XJ900 for £850. For that I'll throw in the fork seal/bush kit (that I still haven't fitted to get a MOT). It comes with panniers that will be useful for storing your pass certificate and petrol receipts. It also has two wheels, two tyres (one of which is almost a shit hot racing slick, that'll impress the ladies), and a seat. I'm open to offers - as long as that offer includes £850 in real British monies.

I find Facebook confusing because I can't work out where you are and aren't allowed to post gifs and pictures of rainbow cocks.

Looking to trade.

I'd be more interested to know if you could fit a bacon sandwich into one of the pockets?

Shame, I reckon it was a blinding offer. There's no way I'm going to be able to justify making a better one. GLWS.

Offer made by PM.

Yep, that's the next. TBH there weren't many decent bikes to look at last night: Usual collection of SoA HDs, modern identikit stuff, a couple of Charlie and Ewans, a handful of classics, some pig-ugly homemade customs, and (for some reason) twelvty XJR1300s. Last month there were a load of really high-end bikes, including the new £60k Brough SS100. Due to the lack of anything else to tempt me, I've now decided that XJR1300s are the best looking bike ever and I need to have one. I expect this feeling to last for at most a fortnight before the next object of desire crops up.

Got one of those too You need to make coffee when the bacon is cooking.

Anybody would think winter was here given how quickly they all ran off home tonight. Still, made getting a burger pretty simple.