I looked at the BBC weather app yesterday. "Hmm, just clouds," I thought because it showed me a picture of clouds. Clouds are OK, I can deal with clouds. What I can't deal with are liars. The people behind the BBC weather app are bigger liars than a politician fused with an estate agent. The app may as well say 'Fudge you, Dave. Even if the weather is awesome we're going to make it shit wherever you are.' The BBC are liars, we all know what the weather was like today - it was awful to the power of cold monsoon. No worries, I am wearing the Oxford Bone Dry jacket. It's a fetching ensemble completed by some £6 waterproofs (from a Blacks end of season clearance five years ago) and a pair of brand new walking boots. My knees were cold, but dry. My feet were warm, but wet because the trousers rode up. So, who the flip came up with the name "Bone Dry"? I suspect it was an ex-BBC app weather bod. Bone Dry aptly describes how well the jacket works if you use it in place of a pair of pyjamas at night time. Or maybe you fancy wearing it in the car. Or, just for thrills, you pop the Oxford Bone Dry jacket on when holidaying in the Sahara during a drought. But try wearing it while riding for five hours up the M5 in the rain - bone dry is the very bloody last thing I was. Two stops to dump the wet shirts and jumpers for dry replacements... I need me some new wet weather gear. Anybody able recommend me a decent jacket and boots?