Mawsley

Have you any Idea how to fill in these expenses forms?

Tell me about it

I love that it's free, as long as you remember to keep cancelling the trial.

I had to be in Nottingham this weekend. People choose to go shopping there, they really do. Fools.

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I don't want anything networked because I fail to see a single benefit and can flush my toilet manually. I can see multiple drawbacks from being hacked to having household items rendered inoperable by software glitches.

Given the amazing prices sheds fetch, this does seem to be worth it if you need an armoured shed for your bike. Do you get a discount on insurance now?

Fair play. I get nervous after 5 mins with out my e-cig. I used to take mine everywhere but gradually began leaving it if I was out in the car (or even nipping to the toilet). Guess I'd drastically cut down by the time I pulled the plug.

Wow. One month and no vape. Seriously, stunningly easier than quitting fags.

I bought a copy of Men Only but it was full of women. I won't be making that mistake again.

Could be one of those Father Ted near-faraway things.

When the going gets hard, go soft.

I have an iPhone. Potential sexual partners find it very attractive. Even the ones that aren't animals or dead. I recommend the Apple iPhones.

Nope. This. http://www.giftsforyounow.com/Blog//wp-content/uploads/2014/07/christmas-in-key-west-646x300.jpg

So far, I have bought my wife a wooden stake, a crucifix, some silver and a bottle of water that I blessed (I'm ordained by the Church of the Latter-day Dude). I'm liking the way this Xmas' theme is shaping up, I might even enjoy it.

I haven't enjoyed Christmas since my father got stuck in the chimney, while dressed as Santa, and died. Oh, hang on, that was the girl in Gremlins. Not my Dad at all. That'll be why he still lives in Devon I guess. Nope - no idea why I loathe Xmas. Probably because I'm a miserable misanthropic shit.

Do you have the two hours spare? *BOOM* Howdja like them apples, Chinese bike owners?

Yep, I reckoned you were. Jin must be on a forum crime reduction bonus or something It does link to people with similar tastes but I mainly get emails from exceptionally attractive yet fictitious Eastern European women promising sex. I delete those requests, married men who have teenage children do not have the energy for wild frantic imaginary sex. As I say, it's utterly pointless unless you like keeping lists of who you've listened to across numerous devices. It all got screwed for a while when the girl was synching her iPhone on my computer without me knowing. Suddenly horrendous teen bands were appearing in my weekly lists. And for Hoggs' benefit: R3>R2

Not grumpy, just offering up an analogy.

What's the benefits of letting people what you think on an internet forum? Absolutely none, same as tracking the consumption of my bikes. It's wholly irrelevant to life but I find the stats interesting.

So that's a no then bast*rds.

Anybody else have a compulsion to track every piece of music they listen to on Last FM? Mine is: http://www.last.fm/user/Mawsley Show me your hits.

We got Pong on release. Best thing my Dad ever did.

Now that's the kind of accessory I'd be interested in