RantMachine

It was Bridge St, by Magdalene, the narrow bit over the bridge itself. I've given up on Devonshire Road for the time being. I got fed up at having to dash from gap to gap or die. Sniper alley. Oh yeah, that bit is a right pain in the bum! I don't have any choice on Devonshire road, seeing as I live half way down it - although my bike is narrow enough to tuck between most of the cars along there, thankfully

Wasn't Devonshire road by any chance, was it? There's been a lot of that since they closed Tenison road for resurfacing

This is all I can think of when I look at it... http://www.partypacks.co.uk/images/products/product_81582_1_orig.jpg

Dunno if you can on all bikes, but on my old Beemer you could adjust the position of the sensor really easily so that the light came on well before before the brake engaged (but still switched off when the lever wasn't being pulled). Made it very easy to give people little warning flashes when they're being dicks

Saw this idiotic contraption in the Metro this morning: http://www.epa.eu/thumb.php/53088406.jpg?eJwljLEOwjAMRP_l5gxu2oTgtRMSBYkgARNyW6cbA9AJ8e9YYXq6d7r7oAcDDv0V3BhuFYPJ0FJKHUUr9zuwNxxM62O5ry8xm6vMdtAZhjrMZ_D7uarD5V-fwInI4WgRbUhFREWnUXQzeb-NzRxiHMmX2RfF9wdKxCMo http://www.epa.eu/science-photos/curiosities-technology-general-engineering-photos/iena-2016-invention-trade-fair-photos-53088406 At least all those industrial design students we get on here take the time to ask prospective users if their ideas are any good... this bloke clearly just had the idea and ran with it Can't believe Metro even thought it was worth giving space to, must be a slow news day... But then, this is the same paper that recommends 25% stakes in £600,000 leaseholds as being ideal for first time buyers, so I guess they're sufficiently disconnected from reality to think that this thing was a good idea

Found it! Can we install it now? http://www.ribbustingjokes.com/lilsusieq/scrapbook/buttons/button_lime_green.png

Yeah knowing who to move to is a gamble when you don't know anyone out there! I think you pointed me in the right direction with FH Yeah I have already switched to Easy Apache 4 waffle waffle yamn boring with FH on stand by I want to update PHP to 7 but its not supported by the software yet! using FCGI here I think the next job will be to FIX THE DARN LIKE BUTTON Fixed that for you!

Say that again? Didn't quite hear you Im a changed man, i don't engage in the banter anymore. Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Spoilsport

We're probably all guilty of over bantering you Beefy. But you know we all love you. I give as good as I get, so it's defo deserved Say that again? Didn't quite hear you

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd290/typicalidiotfan/spittake-1.gif http://themotorbikeforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=84&t=45871&start=15

http://cdndata.bigfooty.com/2015/03/119637_68d8ea5b9077a038a2825dfc75f03de7.jpg

They're pretty darn good for drooling over shiny new toys, great for trying on gear, and the cafe isn't too shabby... but the coffee is the only thing I've ever actually bought there

Quiet, you

This isn't an issue of tolerance, it's an issue of what the hell went so wrong with our civilisation that this is now a thing

Okay so the mere existence of this has fractured my brain. What is wrong with some people?! I'm not a believer in corporal punishment, but... these people probably needed to be slapped a bit more often when they were growing up https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otherkin

PFFFT MotogGp?!? Imma train me a Dakar champion. I have already informed Crystal that when the day comes that we decide we hate having disposable income and decent sleep, I'm buying one of THESE as soon as the sprog can stand: https://www.yamahamotorsports.com/off-road/models/tt-r50e I mean check this out, you can even get stabilisers for them! No excuses, that kid will be riding before they're talking http://pi.roostin.com/images/items/900/MOA/MOA00AL/X001-Y005.jpg

Both of those pics had me laughing Also, Batman is on the case: http://screenrant.com/man-dresses-up-batman-fight-clowns/ If this is the backlash, I say keep up the clowns - love it!

http://mrwgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Some-Men-Just-Want-To-Watch-The-World-Burn-Ross-On-Friends.gif

Yeah... that's exactly what I would have done. Yeah... exactly http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ron-swanson-computer-throw-out-parks-and-rec.gif

That's exactly what I did, and Hoggs has you beaten hands down

I always get the distinct impression that BCF is the anus of the internet...

I'm pretty sure Hoggs has the highest posts per day on the entire forum

On fire today, pug