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Haha ... I'm not like that mate. I prefer to laugh at their stupidy afterwards. Although next time I just might have to give in

Nothing wrong with rabbit food, Ollie. As long as the nutritious stuff is there also. As my old uncle used to say ... 'You too can have a body like mine if you're not careful' !

Just arrived back from the morning school run. Me in the car and in front of me approaching a junction is a guy on a pushbike that is fit only for the skip. Judging by his feet being planted on the ground approaching the junction, I assume he has no brakes and the rear wheel, even when stationary, is very obviously buckled to fcuk. I had to follow him out of the junction and witnessed him wobbling all over the road. Tried to get past him twice but his erratic riding and wobbly wheel made it unsafe. After the next junction I tried again to pass him. (These are quiet back streets you understand.) He totally amazed me by stopping his bike (with the soles of his shoes) and layed the bike in the middle of the road on the floor and walked back to me and said 'What's yer fcuking rush mate? I haven't got to sign on for 'alf an hour ... fcuking wait a minute'. Then proceeded on his way at a snails pace! Bloody Tosser! I went the opposit way to him at the next junction.

Impressive indeed, Joe. I thought about building a purpose built bike shed too ... then I realised that the skills may be beeyond me. Well done to you though.

I have no other words but ... WOW! ">

Although now I got it there I think it might make me dizzy ... lol. Willhavae to take a look after wowwrk. Time to get going again.

What a star you Ollie.

https://www.dropbox.com/s/n97a8z2c78wdx ... 1.gif?dl=0

lol ... I just created a Dropbox account, uploaded my thing but I can't get the bloody thing to work in my signature! Just to be clear, I am talking about an animated gif like the one Fossie has - How to ride through London

Cheers Ollie. SO I have to upload it rather than run off of my lappy?

I have noticed that some of you have GIF's in their signatures. How are these added please?

Still laughing about this one, Haydn ... That will take some beating.

WonderAve and I got up early, travelled a 310 mile round trip to visit 'First Place' ... lol As Bonnybird said, it was shut! We had a great day though and got a few more tags. Nice to meet some of you guys. Crawley Inn Broadway Tower The Crown Riffs Bar Long Itch Diner First Place Mallory

Cheers guys.

No worries ... Will bring it up.

Excellent ... do you want me to bring £20 or do a BACS transfer? You are a star, Stu.

Eventually managed to geet it open The lock is dryer than a nun's doodah! I have managed to free it now but what is the best lube to use to keep it free. I presume that the petrol dries it out.

Guys I need your help, AGAIN! My key won't turn the locking petrol cap. It did this once before but after a squirt of WD40 it was free and had no problems since. Loads of WD40 and even more patience and it isn't moving. I am thinking about removing the allen bolts around the outer edge and gaining access to the lock so that I can squirt it to free it. Will the removal of the allen bolts facilitate the removal of the lock or am I barking up the wrong tree? Cheers guys.

I'll be there too, and WonderAve will be joining us.

I'd be interested to see what your cha cha sound turns out to be Miss Bex. I've had the same noise since doing a chain and sprocket set change. Checked everything but can't find the noise!

OK, mate.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-CBR900- ... 417c0ffac1 Just looked up on ebay, Stu and I think these are the correct ones. Sizes match what I measured.

£20 is a good price ... Looks like about 30mm and 27mm Will get the pistons out to check tomorrow but I am fairly sure on those measurements.

Had another look ... Allen key took it out. How much for the seals mals mate I'll make sure I bring the money if you do find them.

No mate, no allen nut. Looks like I could drift out the pin but don't want to go bashing if it shouldn't be bashed. Nice if you do have a set of seals How much? Will be up to the cafe Sunday if you are?