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Do you have a spark? Take the plug out and connect it back to the HT lead and rest the plug on the top of the head to earth it and try starting it. If you get no spark, you'll probably need a new coil but check your HT lead first with a continuity tester. Your plug will be wet because of unburnt fuel.

What Joe85 said.

You could also make a shit sandwich or cake and leave it in a place you know he'll eat it.

Attach the plate to the rack with the fittings the top box came with.

There's your problem.

I'd concentrate on finding another job and have a few "hospital appointments" when they interviews come up. The bloke sounds like a prize bellend.

Use the choke when the engine is cold then slowly turn the choke off. Check chain slack when you remember. You don't have to adjust it that often and only when there's more than around 35mm of slack in the middle. Check the slack when you're/ someone else is sitting in the bike because you'll get a better reading.

Most top-boxes come with a plate so you can lock it to the bike or remove it but you'll need a rack to secure the plate to. If you're hard-up, you can bungee the plate to the back if your bike but this will probably damage the paintwork after a while.

You're a rude bast*rd! If I had a pound for every time someone said that I'd have enough for a small round of drinks

Am I the only one who isn't that fussed about Guy Martin?

Try going through somewhere that goes through the bulkhead. Pedals, behind-dash wiring (a lot a hassle) or look for somewhere under the carpet where wiring may go through that's already there for lighting/switches etc. Drilling a hole isn't a problem as such but make sure you protect the red wire with a grommet or such because you'll have a word of problems if it chafes and eventually earths itself on the hole you drilled

You don't know what you're talking about. You only need a TV licence if you're watching it or recording it as it's being broadcast. You don't need a TV licence for just having a TV or any other device capable of receiving it. Seems I have been misled and I stand corrected but for future reference when you correct someone that has made a mistake, may I suggest you find a more polite way of doing it? Lol

You don't know what you're talking about. You only need a TV licence if you're watching it or recording it as it's being broadcast. You don't need a TV licence for just having a TV or any other device capable of receiving it. Now that you've popped up on here again - how about going on a fast paced rideout? Then maybe we could grab some pizza from dominos? I'm sure they'll deliver. http://www.thelistlove.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Dominos-delivery.jpg You and the guy have a bit in common..... I'll race you across London on my pizza bike and I'll bet you five thousand pounds I can do it. Then when you lose, I can buy a three-year-old plastic rocket with the winnings

You don't know what you're talking about. You only need a TV licence if you're watching it or recording it as it's being broadcast. You don't need a TV licence for just having a TV or any other device capable of receiving it.

I think my head gasket's going/gone. f**k it.

My missus just got out of the shower and said "I've just shaved my fanny, you know what that means". I said " yeah, the plug hole's bunged up again".

Stuart Hall, Rolf Harris and Max Clifford go into a bar, the Irish barman says "Oh, not Yew Tree again".

Yeah, sure. Won't be this weekend though (already got commitments) but I don't get out in the SW too often so yeah, good idea! Cheers!

Is there anyone here near NW London?

It depends which bit of London you'll be going to. The A41 is a brilliant bit of road to blow the cobwebs out and (I'm told) you can easily nudge three times the speed limit in places.

I recently got the 200 piece professional set for £150. An absolute bargain. I didn't really need it but there are socket sizes in the set I don't have and I thought it wouldn't hang around long at that price and with a lifetime guarantee it'd be rude not to!

Oops, didn't mean to hijack the thread. f**k it!

Mill Road? I've had loads of tattoos done there in moving pictures.

Google can help with "your" spelling too.

Ozzy Osbourne died this morning while eating muesli. Police found him face down in the bowl and said he must've been pulled in by a strong current.