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I have to wear clothes at work so I can't get the best tan. f**k it.

You wouldn't want to come all that way if you saw the prices they charge! Go on, surprise me! Anything more than a pound for a mug of tea is in micky-taking territory.

Yeah I think I'll go with this... it's only a fiver. Have you used it? How long did it last if so? I've used it in a car and it still worked when I sold it over a year later.

Leather jackets can be surprisingly waterproof. Hang it up somewhere to dry naturally at room temperature.

I can't help with your diagnosis but water pump pliers are ace for getting pistons back in.

I'll be at work

Well considering I do most of my drinking in London, yes. I can't be doing with all this "by 'eck, y'nor this pint is £1.80 back orm" that you normally get when you bump into someone in the west end that's come to see a show and heralds from north of Watford Gap. :-

Didn't he say 2004 XR? I've got a 3-pin flasher relay going spare you can have for the price of a pint plus P+P. I would've said you can have it gratis but considering the sarcasm, that would've been rude.

Thanks for the review. I'm considering one to go to work on and as they have their own race series I reckon I can get there in good time too.

What Tango said. Take the switch apart and rough the contacts up a bit with some wet and dry or a small screwdriver.

I know it's a totally different bike but my zx7 does a lot less in a commute than when I thrash it.

A carrier bag and cargo net works for me.

I adopt a policy similar to Mr Fro and EAB: "That's not quite tight enough, a bit more then, that'll do it".

I remember not long ago when Kryptonite locks could be defeated with a Bic pen.

I like those. I'd be more likely to wear them as everyday footwear and wear them on the bike too.

My first proper post in this thread. For the last couple of days the rear wheel on my bike's been a bit twitchy and today after leaving work I decided to pull over for a fag and that's when I noticed the monumental oil leak with nothing in the sight glass and oil all over my rear tyre. I'm waiting for recovery now. f**k it.

Bird upstairs texted me asking if I know a locksmith because she's locked herself out. She's at work now (like WTF's it got to do with me?) but will borrow a ladder from a neighbour and get in through a window which my bike is parked directly under. Call me a disasterist, but I have a horrible feeling she'll f**k it up and make loads of noise or ring my bell/ knock on the door/ when I have to be well asleep by ten for an early start tomorrow. I got back to her saying I'd be less than happy if she woke me up or f**ked my bike up. She's a lovely girl but f**king thick. f**k it!

Bugger, looks like I won't be able to make it. Still, there's all summer to put some faces to names. Have a good one!

Don't use superglue, put some blue thread-lock on it.

You might get some value from the petrol sloshing around in the undertray... Mop it up with some rag and clean the crud off your back wheel with it

Perhaps he'd gone to buy the leathers and wore them on his way home.

Take it to bits and see if anything looks broken!

I got an advisory for a screw in my tyre and 200 quid for head bearings is outrageous. You can do it yourself for less than 50 quid. Also, I doubt very much you need new calipers for sticky pistons, clean them up with some very fine wet and dry. Without looking at the bike its hard to tell but it sounds like he's trying it on, IMO.

yep, freezer bags and Duck tape. You might want the place a tea towel underneath the tablet though.

I had one I sprayed from front to back with black exhaust paint. I had considered throwing some sand on it while the paint was drying and give it a second coat but I didn't have any sand.