Six30

Battery

Well done mate

I thought it was going to be barn full of old bikes or cars ..

My phones got a camera.

High vis guns

He should get nob of the year, let alone day. Yeh your not wrong, for what comes out his mouth and his boxing skills.. Heavyweight division is crap now.

Tyson Fury.

Hmm.. Not quite the same scenario

I've started going out armed... One in each pocket..

The problem then will be that normal law abiding citizens will end up being arrested for carrying an offensive weapon resulting in a conviction and criminal record that goes with it, even though they may carry the weapon with the best of intentions and with arguably good reason. Your right I know... Some might argue it's worth the risk .

how long before the public start arming them selves.... Or I might learn some wrestling moves, how good would that look throwing the retard around a tube station dressed as Giant Haystacks.

Original poster is still on his way back from Aberdeen.

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A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses around, spots the top-of-the-line GS model and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to study it's finish she inadvertently breaks wind. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up, as the aroma was immediately quite pungent. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materialises in the form of a salesman standing right behind her. Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely bike He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it, you're going to Shite yourself when I tell you how much it is.

To match the BMW textiles, boots ,gloves and y fronts.

Who would buy a BMW helmet any way

Clever stuff.. ... why would you need it bleeping at you when a car is getting to close when you would see it in the rear cameras ,

That part of the Highway Code is not law, it is advice, the exception being about the hard shoulder, and even then, that is now wrong to a degree as some Motorways now use the shoulder as a live lane Yeah.. This is where my comment about trying to find the line between law and highway code. I can understand that it must be a real bitch to police, specially when you get gits going "Well, Technically officer.." I undertake if they're doing less than speed limit when I'm in the car.. Less likely on the bike as I'm just that much more venerable.. I undertake bib and give em the finger, if I'm in me car.. But only if their car looks slower than mine .

Lorry driver should get a commendation...

I understood none of it ... What language is this .

I saw that..... they probably went up the road an hour later to a different shop .

We can bomb and shoot.... But it won't kill a warped ideology.

Yeh they'll fit.

I think your ban is only enforced in Spain, and it don't count in uk, think uk only has an agreement with Ireland where you would be banned here if you got banned in Ireland...I might be wrong .