Six30

Police arrested a women for stealing a sign that said "& Emergency" She said she found it by Accident

I hope they all try and race him.... Oops forgot its Rossi .. they should all part like the Red Sea and let him through

I thought my vasectomy would stop my wife getting pregnant ... Apparently it just changes the colour of the baby .

Ive Only ever cleaned the bit where me Italian tinned tomatoes sit, when you keep getting a whiff of a pissy mouldy smell then give em a squirt of Frebeze.

I like Rossi and Marquez although not so much Rossi now, it just amazes me how people see things different.. I just hope Rossi works his way from the back in the final race, I just like to see a good bit of racing , dont like to see cheating.

The shelves in the Rossi rose tinted glasses shop must be bare ...

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Rossi never kicked out ! are you stoned... His knee may of made the contact but he kicked out.

You want to watch it again ..he kicked out at him.

That's not enough punishment for Rossi... He kicked Marquez off ... Absolutely outrageous could of caused Marquez serious injury , all Marquez was doing was racing him, Rossi has seriously let himself down, what with the press conference where he was having a pop at Marquez. He should of been disqualified.

Just try and find one that's not drunk ... Good luck

Handy if your a basketball player.... Two birds one stone .

Get a detached house incase they moan your TV is to loud

22 miles ! ...why is this ?

Don't get your mrs involved, and make sure she's out if he does come round, every film I've seen with a plumber in only ends one way

When ever you have to go into your garden put a pair of Budgie Smugglers on and a pair of armbands and get your Mrs to sit on a step ladder with a life gaurd t shirt on .

Your not digging it up by putting a ground anchor in, you only got to drill two or three holes, do it at the rear of the parking space in case you need to park a car at some point.

Answered your own question... Starter or battery.

Should of diverted it to Calais for one last mission.

I've used that... Don't get it anywhere near your mouth , it's vile .

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Did a little bit of poo come out .

Who did you come across...and why didn't you like it ?

I was ok..just went to watch the kray twins film Legend ... It was a fooking love story..

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