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When someone first told me about this i thorght they was havving me on lol. It does work, just make sure the engine is not running and you wear the appropriate safety gear

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Lol... Say Cheese

Wear a Chelsea shirt.

Terrible.. Heart goes out to all the victims and their families.

Good luck

Shame one of them cars didn't run her over .

do it the first time with elbow grease ... Then just use a polish after that .

If you go to a shop and buy one ... How do you think they got to the shop, they didn't float there on a soft cushion of air....

Was thst pic taken just after his barber said all finished sir ...

Don't blame you ..I wouldn't go to any Muslim country out of choice .

This is the perfect chance for revenge... Get your mates to keep ringing him asking him stupid questions about the car , and make him ridiculously low offers for it .

I blew off in a lift once .

Mobility scooters... Flying around shopping centres and along pavements with no consideration for any one else and the one that really gets me is when they use em on the road , there was one negotiating a major roundabout near me the other day , he was causing chaos..... And it seems a good majority of people in them are just overweight, I know some people genuinely need em but a good majority of em just need to lay off the cup cakes and bypass the biscuits.

Wet

When you get off at the end and walk over to the rock ...it would of been so much better if you speeded the film up and played the Benny Hill music.

I belong to a River widening club.

Masterchef over Fools and Horses .... You sure you live with a girl

My vote to ... The Daffodils and Frolicking sheep swung it for me .

What a cock... Reckon he'll be getting some artificial limbs for Christmas .

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i got done for assault involving a heated phone call to my neighbour....He pissed me off that much I ended the call ... Then went round and hit him round the swede with my Nokia

I dressed up as Madeleine Mccann last night to go to a Halloween party..... To make it more realistic I didn't turn up .

Aldis , for fook sake lads , think of your street cred

Yeh baby