Grumpy Old Git

Again, only a few there and no Forum members that I could spot. NB. It was pi$$ing it down!

Watching Television - Roger Waters

Reduced to the important bit!

Chin up again then. is she a 'biker' and will you both be at the Rally?

As the horn and lights do not work, it must be the voltage feed to the switch. Check all connections at the switch and back through the loom to the fuse. This route will run through the ignition switch so - if the neutral light works, then feed is getting to the ignition switch. Check the Haynes manual wiring diagram to ensure you are checking the correct routing. Disconnect, check and clean, re-connect all connectors. Finally, check the distribution tag strip and battery connections. Once you find where the problem is, it will be an easy fix (that is one good thing about the older bikes).

Wherever you can find an appropriate place for it! Most cases, it will fit under the seat in front of the rear mudguard / Hugger just to the rear of the frame down tubes. Most of the fun (as Tango will attest to), is building the bits and peices together in the frame. Chopping and welding is the name of the game. Anyhoo - enjoy your project and don't forget to post the pictures.

You Started Laughing - Supertramp

Ginger! How perverted can you get?

Had a great day - Blue Skies - Hot sun - Blue sea - Cold Beers/Ouzo/Wine/More beer/ Bicardi/Amareto and a Cognac to finish (literally). Thanks all for your birthday wishes.

As he is your 'friend', just tell him you are pi$$ed off with this and if it continues, you will have no recourse other than to stop meeting with him. If he is indeed a friend, he will acknowledge this and back off. If not, you lose nothing from breaking your freindship.

The 3rd and the 14th?

Brilliant!

Can we close this now and get back to nodding and counter beer ing threads please?

Put the expiry date in the calendar on your phone GOG........ Good tip - albeit a bit late this time!

Took the bike for the MoT - Passed no issues at all. What I had not realised was that the current MoT did not expire until 10th June, therefore I was 'too early' to preserve the expiry date. it now expires on the 7th May. I lost a full month! What a nob!

Wear some 'petrol station gloves' inside yours - That will do it.

Message in a Bottle - Police

No, No, No Nurse - I said OIL his testicles!

Rude Boy - Rihanna

And your apprenticeship was in training racehorses!

G@@gle is your friend! Or, get yourself a manual.

Two-hat learner on a 'Chinese' 125 who thought that pulling out onto a roundabout as I was coming round it was a good idea. Hopefully he will have learnt to look properly. If I had not anticipated he was about to pull out and swerved behind him whilst braking (ABS is 'magic') it would have been a SMIDSY! And yes, I was travelling well within the speed limit!

OK, so was I too early or too late?

Sorry but I am off on holiday then. Hope you have a good run out.

You're meant to say "who's there" then I say........The pilot The pilot who? It takes a while but you will get it eventually ???