MrBrightside

Glorian I have a quick question pal, I have an Xbox one and pretty happy with it. What's the difference graphic quality wise between one of them and a top spec gaming PC? Much or not? Ta... Mart

In any case call 111 and ask proffesional advice. If they say a&e then get yourself there. Pneumonia isn't nice and can be very serious if not nipped in the bud. Pleurisy can be just as bad but f**k off painful. Get checked mate, don't be a hero and sit on it . Remember, you pay your N/I and its your right to have peice of mind...

checking for an MOT is not being used to detect a crime is it? Or am I missing something?

If you buy a bike like that, get used to being pulled on a regular basis. It's gonna happen. So make sure you insure it properly. Not just for you, but what happens if you hit someone else's pride and joy or injure someone. I take it you've never been hit by an uninsured driver? If you had, this wouldn't be coming up... As for your original question...need a massive tidy up. Route all the cables away and wrap or paint it. Yes white walls will make it look a bit better, but if you hadn't done so, invest in some decent quality kit. If anything falls off that thing just make sure you slide/fly well.

That'll be your headstock bearings no doubt. Not a difficult job. And welcome to the forum

Haha if only I could... Crispy Cremes?

Ah ok. Well good luck with your new firm mate, you'll be an asset to them I'm sure!

Hehe thanks

Trousers too short, jeans too low, tracksuit bottoms under jeans.....never changing socks.... The yoof of today eh? Bring back Shell suits and Sergio Tachini.....

Although it was caught on CCTV, I will still be relieved from driving until the investigation is complete. It's just standard procedure (and good practice even though it pains me to say that). My back is all locked up at the mo so it makes no difference at this stage. Think I'll just go stare at my bike Maybe he has Londondriveritis. It's quite common around here buy worrying if it's starting to spread further afield I wasn't very far from you Hoggs

What will you be doing next Tony?

No body cam for us Gin. Just happened to be yet another bloody Passat! Last year my bike was written off...by a f**king Passat. Oh well, it's only minor injury and both me and my operator are just a bit battered. For the life of me I haven't a clue how he didn't see us, and the CCTV is so clear that he doesn't even brake, not even on impact. The junction was lit up like an xmas tree and sirens wailing.

It was at work, on a shout. I'm ok just a bit sore but fine. Car is written off, worse one in fleet any way. All caught on cctv

The nob who jumped a red light ant t-boned me last night.

Just look what lane the Evo was in considering where he was heading. This alone makes him a c*nt. Nothing like a bit of dented pride for someone who clearly can't drive.

Drive Vauxhall Haverhole. Quoted £330 for front discs/pads. Fook off was the answer.

I'm gonna try and make a Mexican chicken stew with rice for dinner today. Try being the key word. best check her life insurance policy first...

^ which is why Russians can't wear shorts in public. Because Cher-nob-ll fall out.

Bikes tend to have 1 of 3 things happen. 1 - the bike is left at a location for around 24 hrs to see if it's found via tracker (getting rarer) 2 - they are stripped bare within hours of being taken and tracker found/disabled.. 3 - they are put into an ISO container and are in Europe before you know it's stolen and you've eaten your crunchy nut cornflakes. Swings and roundabouts. Yes they get found, but more never get found, than actually do.

Ok my experiences: I've recovered many bikes and cars with tracker fitted. Actually it's more bikes than cars, but cars are easier to locate. There are many different types of devices, however the Police tend to only have the Tracker (actual brand) receivers. This is only a basic device (receiver) but it works surprisingly well and is how I've got some amazing results. This is the only brand that most forces can actively track with no outside assistance. I won't go into procedure as that's not for open forum, but all I can say is it is very effective. The other types, road star etc are effective but most of the time they are 1 step behind, in the owner has to track themselves and pass the info on (or a call centre) and by the time the info gets to ground units we are behind and playing catch up. Tracker used to have equipment on most big police buildings in London, and even a receiver on the Helicopters. This was a good time for us, but due to cost cutting they have been stripped and tracker equipment in London is limited to Traffic and area cars. Not sure which cars get tracker equipment in county forces. I have been thinking about going for a tracker, but part of me is thinking that if its stolen I'd probably never want to ride it again after some mutant piece of shit has had hold of it.

Well done for doing something mate, although like you say, what is seen can not be unseen. Unfortunately the disgusting reality is that the majority don't help and would rather film someone dying than man up and get stuck in. Grips my shit big time. If you need anything or are unsure about anything, I'm always about to help. Mart

Bad news Hope you get to find out who took it.

I think the right plate on the right car/bike can be cool, but some look cringy or cheesy as fook. But if you already have it, bung it on I say

Haha one more for the bleeding eyes...

One of mine...