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Oasis

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  1. Is it one of those funky ones from Ikea? Do I take it that was your application for the post of Minister for Entertainment? Aye why not! Have you heard the one about the nun stuck in an Ann summers Factory....... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  2. Is it one of those funky ones from Ikea? Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  3. I've deleted all the German contacts on my phone. It is now Hans Free..... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  4. What a breathtaking place! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  5. I lost a good section of my life to AOE II. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  6. Dominoes Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  7. It must take years. And I can't see any of the laws/rules that are already in place changing either. Unless there is a very strong case against them. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  8. Read an interesting forecast yesterday by one of the think tank groups. People who think we should stay in aren't as passionate about it as people who want out. So when it comes to voting day, a larger portion of the voters that wish to stay in Europe, won't go out of their way to vote. Where the out crowd, due to their strong views on the subject will make the effort. They compared it to the referendum, the No vote had a more passionate voter, even though the Yes vote had more support. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  9. I'm wearing a welding mask.... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  10. Naked pingu? Stu, I wants a refund! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  11. [emoji15] ....I shall be wearing fancy knickers then. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  12. Hang on a minute!.....What's this about fancy dress??? Is it mandatory? Is it comes kind of satanic ritual???? Will I get turned on???? I'll be the one going as The Wig, the stigs fat untalented cousin [emoji38] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  13. http://www.decathlon.co.uk/2-seconds-easy-i-pop-up-tent-1-man-green-id_8347888.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false; I'm getting one of these mate! You can wear it like a backpack and all i'll need is pegs . Looks good mate. Sounds like a plan! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  14. If you buy a new one, pitch it in your garden before setting off so you can make sure it's big enough! Couple of years ago me and Ricky both bought the same tent because it was meant to be 2m long, turned out when we got to the rally that they'd measured from guy rope to guy rope I've done that myself. [emoji1] Bought a tent on the way to Bass week in the lakes. Was on the water all day. Had a few and then got the tent out of the bag. First thing I found is that the pic on the packaging showed red. The tent that came out had a floral design. Then got in it to find there was no way possible to lay flat. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  15. Payment sent Stu. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  16. I might be up for this. Only thing is my tent is massive! Seems a bit silly having a two bedroom tent for just one person. Might see what cheap ones there are. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  17. Do you need to have some kind of bracket behind them Stu? Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk
  18. Quick phone pic over the top of Rivington.
  19. Looks like a fantastic trip!
  20. Keep your chin up mate. You're studying an industry that is growing rapidly. I have a client who is a life coach as well as a PT and he charges £50 an hour and has to turn people away as he doesn't want to do over 40 hours. The git! I'm sure one of the chains of gyms will have something soon to see you through uni. DW always seem to be advertising around the NW.
  21. Oasis

    Dating....

    Tali-whoe old chap!
  22. Great stuff. Well done!
  23. I was part of the pilot scheme. 20 of us did it. It wasn't compulsory but for some reason I did it
  24. They all walk like they have crapped themselves.
  25. Oasis

    Dating....

    I met my second wife 5 years ago on a dating site. But it turned out we had mutual friends so that helped and I couldn't escape It gets harder as you get older, due to your circle of friends being in relationships. We have a female friend who is trying everyway possible to try and find ways to meet men as everyone she knows is [strikeout]happily[/strikeout] settled. So no wing man/woman to go out on the pull.
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