Oasis

Bloody games spoilt my dog walking route! Used to be nice and un busy! Now there's crowds of people, in groups of 1-2 people, all looking at their phones and doing the paranoid sideways stare of the bedroom cell brigade. Turn around to mention it to my good lady and she's doing it as well... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Stop it .... Or I'll have to go find me w**k sock . Haha w**k sock. That's what I call Sooty when we meet at "The Club". Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

More importantly...What was Elmo wearing? A sexy little dress or something more exotic?... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Most of my basses are 5-string, which I use 90% of the time, but I do switch back to my 4-string Precision and Sterling basses every now and then with no problems. I had a Warwick 6-string for a while too, but it was completely beyond me so I sold it last year to buy the Stingray. Anyway, apologies for derailing your thread Mr B - I'll behave myself from now on. I'm every bassist's worse nightmare. I love slapping the strings. Sadly they always say I wreck the pickups. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Just to add in, nicotine does impact on the health of your heart. So it's not totally healthy, and the liquid will turn back to an oil residue on your lungs. I just need to learn how to stop using my vap every few seconds! Nearly always got it in my hand. My DSA instructor had his on a lanyard around his neck. Rode with his helmet open and poofed away while riding. [emoji38] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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That's fine mate. I'll stay one car away from you [emoji1] Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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i went as one of the hairy bikers a few years ago.............just went as myself I may go as Dolly Partone...I have Moobs... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Exactly the same. We're in our 18th month. Gone from 18mg down to 6mg. Also found a place that does decent oil at 90ML for £10! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

I've decided I'm going as a fat biker as my fancy dress. Why is it fancy I hear you ask? 'Coz I'm thin and handsom normally! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

You can get clear pinlock (anti fog) rather than the tinted one the bike shop sold you. This can be used at night. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

You must be very fecked off! I know I would be! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Mardy bum. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

I quite like wurthers True story, when I was in wales camping last week, there was a lesbian convention setting up in the field next to mine. I popped over to give them some leftover camping gas, and in return (at 11am!) one of the rather butch looking ladies gave me a swig of her vodka with Wurthers dissolved in it!! Now that tasted great!! I've had pear drop flavoured vodka but wurthers...oh man that sound good! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

My wife works for one of the countries biggest multi franchise. They have everything except lexus all over the country. She's in HR and covers a lit of the sites. From what she's told me, Honda are the best to work for as far as career progression and training. Mercedes-Benz and landrover, although good companies to work for are a nightmare for high staff turn over. Take from that what you will mate and good luck for the future! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Sounds like nervous are stopping you controlling the bike more than anything. I found using the same kind of control as the slow ride (walking speed) worked well on the slalom and figure of 8. Holding the bike back on the back brake while riding the clutch. Only thing I can think to suggest is to not look at the cones but look in beyond them, where you want to go. But I'm still wet behind the ears so there will be better advice out there. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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I'll stick to walking me dog... Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Air man and the large stop & go kit came today. Cheers Shorty! Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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Looks a good trip Stu. Heard very good things about the K1600 and I nearly went for one. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

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I had a bit of an issue. But after they drained 28kg of fluid off my lungs, legs, ankles and feet, got me breathing better and filled me full of meds, I did feel a whole lot better. I will never make a full recovery. The condition is with me for life. Had I suffered just the heart attack (which I did not even know I had had) then I am told it would have been full recovery mode, but heart failure (or dilated cardio myopathy to give it its correct name) will be with me for life. Dilated cardiomyopthy can be nasty but as you know, the term heart failure covers a wide spectrum. It can range from slightly failing to perform as it should to seriously failing to perform. Sometimes Docs don't make this clear which can cause un necessary worry. I had a heart attack at the age of 19 and was diagnosed with hypotrophic cardiomyopthy but this was later changed to Non compaction of the left Ventricle myocardium. This is an unclassified cardiomyopthy. They through in an implanted defibrillator in my chest and I've had very few episodes of sudden death syndrome (their words, not mine) since. That too seems like just last year but it's coming up to 20 years! Have you contacted or been contacted by the CMA? Also, Prof Elliot at UCL heart hospital is the world lead in cardiomyopthy. Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk

Touratech catalogue just came through the post...this could take a while! http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160702/e3daddc1d064a13b8796f8ab2c07ab2c.jpg Sent from my SM-G930F using Tapatalk