Bender

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5246041/amp/Boy-17-admits-acid-attacks-against-moped-riders-London.html#ampshare=http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5246041/Boy-17-admits-acid-attacks-against-moped-riders-London.html. Well if my phone has behaved that should be a link, named by same judge that sent the other one down for 20yrs Heres hoping it's another message sent.

Happy birthday, ohh its your round

Don't set fire to jeans you are wearing as it hurts and you need to buy new ones

Unfortunately any bike regularly parked on a street is going to be easy prey, lightweight locks will deter opportunists but if someone decides to take it then it's going, many many years ago in a galaxy far far ohh hold on wrong story, mate of mine had his bike stolen from university pay car park with security, turned up in a van, which actually drew attention to it from the office on 5th floor, ohh its OK I have 2 locks on it, out came the stihl saw and off went the locks, security didn't even manage to stop the van, which was also stolen, it was gone in the back of the van before they made it to the ground floor. May the force be with you, as long as it's not the met.

Can we send it back if it starts to get pear shape

They will be gone before you know it.

Well done the whole hp thing is interesting to say the least, don't worry about it.

No it's not worth the risk

Ring the dealer tell them it's seized they be happy when it's running and just a drip

Not if it's got a hole in the sump, hopefully just a gasket or seal

Does it have any impact damage

Knew it was in there somewhere

Doesn't that start with Life's a piece of shit

Life is short The road is long Days at work drag You blink and you missed it How the fook does that work.

Was that sarcasm Merry Christmas's all

You should really show some respect for your mam

It's pissing in sinks Shandy boy Nope , I was definitely shitting in them ... You Fruit based drink sipper Amateurs, so predictable you southern folk. There is a reason its grim up north, its to keep you feckers oot

Well done bet he thought that was never to be seen again

You can't miss the sink... You can if your not aiming for it

http://adventure-spec.com/tracks/hard-is-it-get-adv-bike-iceland/

I have looked at Iceland a few times and it always works out expensive, going to try fit in a weekend next year.

What have I missed - This makes no sense to me? Me mneither

We do much worse than that

Yea but the problem with youth is you dont spend all that money passing your hgv to go ragging round full pelt to get your kicks but give your average 18yr old a 100hp plus superbike and you can tell where its going, I deliberately stayed away from bikes when i was young as i knew i wasn't to be trusted, i was bad enough in a car

Bbad weather? is my ice-cream going to melt or is me greggs steak bake going to go soggy, as for those living in the north, those living in the south should note the north does not start at Leicester and end at Nottingham