RiffmasterII

ONE - Metallica

It might be set in wheelie mode

Looks like this ride is off then, I will get the engineless bike out instead and put a few miles on that

Yeah about 30 miles north of Leeds! Scotland?

Did you not realise I'm a northerner? And I'm going to decline this one. I'm not going to ride as much as I am doing! Sounded like you may have been from Leeds way?

Will be good to have a fellow northerner join us (I moved down here from Wigan about 5 years ago) I moved down from liverpool 24 years ago!

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "The pilot" It's a pretty poor sick joke relating that that co-pilot who landed the German plane on the side of the French Alps.

You're meant to say "who's there" then I say........The pilot The pilot who? It takes a while but you will get it eventually

In that case will be good to have you come along

Get stuffed, I'm not voting for you! You're meant to say "who's there" then I say........The pilot

The Russians

Will be good if you can make it but it's a bit of a ride from southport?

Knock knock.......

Sounds good to me Matt but not sure how the distance would fit in with others?

UKIP for me

Moo is more than welcome to jump on the back with me, not sure if there's more leg room?

Ok get your names down, we're going to need a meeting point, a route and a ride leader. It's been suggested we head to Brighton for fish and chips, sounds like a great idea to me. Who's in? Oh and this is 125 friendly, beginners more than welcome.

You're going to be spending a lot of money just to ride past some of the finest places in Europe, you might as well be sat on the M6 as the views will pretty much be the same. My advice would be do it over a week so you can enjoy it or stay closer to home. I've sat on motorways around Europe for hours and it's pretty boring.

Funny you say that... We had a Police Land Rover (stationary on the other side of the road waiting to turn right) put on his blue lights and wave out of his window as we rode past I've reviewed the camera footage, and i wasnt doing anything wrong. I was slowly overtaking multiple slow moving cars (no double whites or anything naughty like that - just a single broken line), and i pulled back into my lane with plenty of space... Then the police on the other side of the road stuck on his blues?? I can only assume there was something going on behind me that he didnt like the look of as i wasn't doing anything illegal, simply "making progress"... maybe his wife wont let him buy a bike? Maybe he was in a hurry to get some doughnuts !

Coppers don't get angry! They might if the bad behaved motorbiker speeds through and they stuck in a traffic If you mean my multiple vehicle overtake then I just couldn't resist that lovely open road!

I'm not working on the next bank holiday so I'm in

Coppers don't get angry!

Really enjoyed meeting you all today and looking forward to the next ride, well done moo for getting it all together and not letting us down with the balloons!

I just saw your picture properly on my laptop and almost died of excitement....I F***KIN LOVE the 1400!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHH CAN'T WAIT TO SEE IT !!!! I've never touched one (well, not a real life proper not-on-display-at-a-bike-show one)!!! Can I touch it (carefully!) ?! Of course, jump on the back if you like

I shall be on a big green one dressed like a lollipop man