Today I got off and pushed my bike to the side of the road after holding up all the traffic at the lights until they turned red again
It was great, I’d only just gently limped my burning smelling Bandit back home and hopped on the Himalayan to do an emergency file return and due to the adrenaline going didn’t really make the adjustment for the bike I was on.... so I stalled it and no matter what I did the swine wouldn’t restart.
I got off and pushed it out of the way, thank goodness it was relatively flat tarmac because I had enough layers to spend a fortnight in the artic
It felt like the immobiliser was to blame because there was just nothing happening. I went through every variation on a theme I could think of and after repeating them a few times thought oh balls it’s too far to push it to the mechanics I’m going to have to leave it here go back, get a van, do the file delivery (which was now going to be much later than ideal) come back later in the dark and load it up
I’m not certain what happened but I think enough time had elapsed for the alarm to reset itself because one last try and the fob disabled the alarm (previously no indication that was happening) and boom it fired into life. I’ve always hated that alarm and I think it knows it!
An engine firing into life after previously giving you nothing is possibly one of the most joyous sounds on the planet, there should be a special word for it, a fanfare, a dance. I felt like doing one!