Slowlycatchymonkey

What a lovely memory I saw part of the pilot long ago, I was glad he dropped out and Will Shatner took the job because I loved the humour he brought to it. When I’ve got stuff done today (although realistically it could all take til Wednesday) I’m going to seek out the new series

I believe that is enough for a tin of value beans........ paarrrtaaay....

Is that Star Trek alright for people who still miss William Shatners rendition?! It has Captain Pike in it. If you watched enough of the original series you'll know who that is Googled it for a memory jog! Remember him turning up all damaged in an episode but didn’t at all make the connection between that Pike and the Pike that’s in the recent films who persuades james t Kirk to sign up. My life is now complete

Wot Speedy said These guys (although please bear in mind I have no experience of them) might be worth a phone call, that won’t cost you anything. It will be the same with Dalton Whites, you could give them a ring see what they have to say. On insurance claims the cost of any help is usually claimed back in insurance. If additional cost concerns you just get them to clarify how it works before they start work on your behalf- and it really does help to have someone fighting for you who knows how the slipperiness works! http://www.mag-uk.org/en/joinmag/a6700 ps how did the mobike gear you have hold up?

Aah I did like the films a lot

In short Stop teaching a granny to suck eggs ps in no way am I implying slowly is a granny or arwen!!! Partial to a boiled egg with a bit of salad cream. Granny though... good god not yet!

Good to hear Make the most of your NI payments and take it easy, what are they doing? If you mean the driver etc, about 5 minutes ago just cried at them because they are using things I said when I was in a lot of pain against me You were in shock and have been brought up to apologise so it meant nothing. You can tell them that, don’t let them push you about. You deserve to be treated decently and might have to demand that you are. There are others here who can tell you best how to proceed with insurance etc.

He’s just a bit shy..... [mention]TC1474[/mention] You wanna help her really... surely don’t you?!

Every Friday is a good day when the next episode comes out. Thoroughly enjoying it. Also enjoying Vietnam on Netflix. Good place is gentle fun. Is that Star Trek alright for people who still miss William Shatners rendition?!

I think a dab is also a small quantity of chemical recreational drugs. You’re quite right, imagine that, primary school children asked to get their dap bags and coming back with a little drawstring bag of powder. Bet they’d do gym faster

[mention]newbiker90[/mention] I feel the need to try and intervene before you get yourself a hiding but if I mention biscuits again so soon I’m likely to get a pasting myself so urrr ummmm....... I’m thinking that Arwen and the other experienced guys here already have hyper tuned in senses when it comes to cars and junction etc and that perhaps what they are saying is in their experience of riding at these times they’ve noted a marked increase in SMIDSY behaviour so therefore there’s an increased risk when riding- no matter how good you are or what style you adopt. As I’m someone who has only been riding a bit under two years when experienced folk share their observations I think oh right I’ll do that or if I’m not taking their advice I’ll be looking out to see if what they say is true...... generally it is.

I assume this newbiker has just found God mode Lol. I knew I should have bought a bike with more modes, god mode sounds great, Is there one with sleep mode too?

Which is also why my wife, who I have now known for over half of my life, has just admitted to me that she never had a dap bag for PE I DON'T KNOW WHO SHE IS ANYMORE And we now know who the intelligent one in that relationship is Personally I just had a PE bag which contained my PE kit and plimsoles. Dap bag is what you call someone who offends you when children are in earshot. Nope a dap bag is a small drawstring bag containing only your daps (and sometimes a t-shirt/vest. Perhaps is was just a West Country poverty thing to do PE in your pants and a vest?! No-one had PE kit til junior school

No idea. [mention]Arwen[/mention] (amongst others) always has good advice on this stuff.

My family moved down here from London when I was 3yrs old and my mum has never stopped muttering “plimsolls” under her breath whenever someone says daps! Shame she’s missing out on saying “spanky daps”

Why would that cause @Slowlycatchymonkey to skip a whole page? Maybe some of it was covering my eyes?!

I somehow skipped a whole page soz

I pretty sure it was the use of the word ‘daps’ that pinned it on the southwest!

Hehe thank you! So basically a car with a trailer attached was parked at the side of the road, I went to the right to overtake and it started reversing, I went straight into head on! Bike is smashed to pieces and so is my knee lol. Holymoly that is hard luck The bike being smashed up is so very disappointing but by the sounds of things I’m glad it’s only your knee that got it! Will it recover on its own or will in need a bit of surgery to send things in the right direction? Don’t suppose there’s anyway they admitted liability and you have a witness?

It was 17months ago today, Speedy tried to show the bikers how to play They've been going in and out of style But they're guaranteed to raise a smile. So may I introduce to you...... SGT SPEEEEDDEEE TWENTEEEEE THREEEEE I think they’re still Mr’s in South Africa [mention]JRH[/mention] have you been re-educating the driving population using the larger than life method? My Ol’ Pa says “there’s no point losing your temper unless it’s personal but someone nearly killing you is very personal so let rip.” Sounds like Mr Scaredy Pants Jag driver didn’t fancy his chances against a biker with a witness or the motocross footwear... Pedal car, that would be an excellent licence restriction, forget outright bans for driving offences just have a special pedal car licence Think I might have to invest in a camera, bugger more expense. [mention]Speedy23[/mention] Im going to have a word with your agent I don’t think one nite is going to cut it, a regular guest appearance slot is required. Don’t make me sing again, even I can’t stand the sound of it

Speedy, speedy, speedy Ok I’ll stop now... til tomorrow Makes a change from biscuits. Ooh did someone say biscuits

Speedy, speedy, speedy Ok I’ll stop now... til tomorrow

Think I’ll avoid watching that. Sorry know this is off topic but when did they start carrying armed guards? Also how do you apply for a job as razor wife? I think I might have the necessary qualities It could be my “If I could start again.....” Armed guards became the thing in 2011 when various authorities agreed it would be a good thing. Like all such things in the early days we had very experienced ex British forces guys. Also very expensive. Then a bunch of cheap cowboy outfits turned up (cue the vids mentioned earlier). My company never used them but have gone for cheaper options of ex gurkas. Depending on where we are going we pick them up / drop off either off Muscat, Djibouti or Sri Lanka. As to the razor wife that was my auto spell check having a fit and me not seeing it. Oops. I guessed but I think a boat protected by razor wives would work well

[mention]JRH[/mention] Did you articulate your displeasure with sign language?! [mention]Speedy23[/mention] No cameras on ur bike? Speedy Speedy Speedy (sorry no there’s chant emoji!)