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S-Westerly

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  1. I dunno. He inflicted that name on his bike himself.
  2. Back in the good old days Lisnave drydocks were just across the river on the south side. Spent many happy evenings in small bars where they grilled sardines over charcoal and washed down with lots of vinho verde.
  3. Sounds like you're thinking of flouncing!
  4. You can have mine. Hate the bloody things along with Christmas cake and pudding
  5. Finding an employer who doesn't take the piss is the particularly difficult one. Thought I'd found it then senior management retired and its gone down the tubes. Just a couple more years and I'll retire -thank f**k.
  6. Are these the same gorillas that are roasting gammon or is it the other way round? Good luck on Goats new job.
  7. You know they are - its a fantastically well organised conspiracy with its evil minions spread throughout every facet of world civilization.
  8. Could be either. Gammon tastes nice but I don't fancy roasting a gibbon. They always look cute.
  9. Probably as accurate a depiction of the world as Das Kapital or Mien Kampf. Great if your a believer, not so much if you aren't. As for Alastair bloody Campbell if he said the sun was rising in the east I'd want to check it personally. For all the sound and fury about Brexit the armies aren't marching nor are bombs falling over Europe and I don't think they will be anytime soon.
  10. Nope. Not as generally all round wonderful as a true gammon.
  11. Laughed out loud with that one!
  12. My resolution is not to make any resolutions as then I don't need to break any.
  13. The what? Christmas tree police? What they? If some version of green killjoy they can kiss my a***. If one more miserable f**ker tells me what I can't enjoy I may end up as headline in Daily Fail - "enraged gammon slaughters green peace/ XR / Corbynite / vegan / chugger / or sweet little old lady selling jam!"
  14. Or like my slightly deranged father who having had his eyeballs injected post cataracts drove home to Morpeth from Newcastle in the dark. God knows how he didn't kill himself or somebody else I have no idea.
  15. Go back far enough and most of us were immigrants from somewhere. And no I'm keeping my real Christmas tree, don't give a flying f**k whose idea it was!
  16. Let me guess- Barney the dinosaur.
  17. Given most historic vehicles are owned by people with relatively deep pockets i suspect that they are more heavily orientated to the EU being the source of all that is great and good in the world. I think black and silver plates are limited to vehicles over a certain age and are allowed on the grounds of historical accuracy. No idea myself though and no interest as I can't afford one.
  18. Its actually been tarted up quite a lot in the last 10 years so in normal times its not bad. A few half decent pubs to browse. All more or less closed at the moment.
  19. I'll think I'll pass on that thanks.
  20. Just when you think this forum couldn't get any weirder.....
  21. Purple dinosaur? WTF is this some weird perversion out of the Karma Sutra?
  22. Having succeeded in the US Embassy I am now at a loose end in London. Pubs are closed without a substantial meal which I don't fancy. As a skinflint I bought a cheap ticket out so am lurking in Paddington Station Costa trying not to overdose on coffee. Only an hour and a half to waste.
  23. Probably Chinese leather tassels.
  24. I think you can have anything you like on your plate so long as it is legal. See enough with various UK regional flags etc. No idea what is actually legal though and don't really see the point of anything other than the vehicle registration which is the actual point of it all.
  25. Deffo MOTY material!
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