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Mawsley

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  1. Sorry for my delay in replying, I was getting snacks. A lot of snacks.
  2. https://youtu.be/bAdqazixuRY
  3. Erm...he was only selling bags of weed. Yes, he was dealing drugs - but he was hardly going into Primary schools and injecting tots with scag. This whole 'ruining lives' thing is a bit OTT The judgement is fair in that individuals should have to shoulder their responsibility for their actions. He crashed because he wasn't stopping. It ends at that point. I think I'm going to have to pop off for a few days until the thread's flaming torchbearers have run out of matches.
  4. http://www.billboard.com/files/styles/article_main_image/public/media/the-flaming-lips-with-a-little-help-from-my-fwends-album-review-2014-billboard-650.jpg
  5. The government do not get invoiced. So, again, no.
  6. Most Trusts do not receive the parking fees. So, no.
  7. That’s me out. I reckon there’s some blood in my alcohol system, but not enough to bring me anywhere close to legal. I’m staying put in bed and phoning for some emergency bacon sandwiches.
  8. 11deg and clouds forecast - nice.
  9. I suspect rent boys never do.
  10. "> Was this you Mawsley? Trying to get back to our hovel Half way in video police dog bites a copper https://youtu.be/9Heybq1s79Y
  11. In other news - I have been attacked by the police for doing nothing. I was drunk and wandering through some train station in London as Leeds fans were being ushered back to their hovel up North. Copper with dog orders me to get on the train. Not living in Leeds, not having a ticket for the Leeds train, or possessing the ability to deal with being spoken to rudely, I declined. Next moment I have an Alsatian hanging on my arm and blood coming from where the skin had been punctured. When I sobered up the next day I was quite miffed - but it'd have been pointless to complain about it in the 80s.
  12. They feature on two videos on Youtube - one is a documentary about policing in the city, where they attend a presentation by a top cop. The other is them getting in the way of cops doing their job when trying to arrest moped phone thieves. Both times they come across as utter tools. I'm being polite.
  13. That is excellent news.
  14. http://www.steveterrellmusic.com/MINIKISS.jpg
  15. I’m happy to be a notch on any easy virtue’s bed post.
  16. Mawsley

    Bike Crash

    That this is one odd first post. That is My thoughts. Thoughts that go: "Hmm...I wonder if it's connected to Satan, pain and a wheelchair? " But then those thoughts are subsumed by a desire for microwaved cheesy Doritos and a glass of rum, so I'm heading off for the kitchen. Hang on, now I'm having thoughts about the vicar in our local church when I was seven. Ugh. Thinking about my thoughts leads me to conclude it's a messy place and we'd all best not go there.
  17. I went for the first time, to the Rebellion festival, a couple of years back - my overwhelming impression was "I never want to come back to Blackpool ever again". I hate Irthlingborough, Mansfield and Thurrock. I think Grays and Rotherham should be bombed and concreted over. But I'd rather go live in all of them for an eternity than pop to Blackpool for a long weekend. Dover is positively gorgeous in comparison, Luton and Hull are centres of tear-inducing beauty - Blackpool is the reason cancer, Aids and internet trolls exist. In short, not a fan.
  18. Painkiller’s Dad?
  19. Everyone remotely connected with Carole Nash and their fvcking call centre. If I get one more call asking me what I think of my policy and why I haven't taken out personal injury cover...I'm going to do some violence.
  20. http://img.sharetv.com/shows/characters/large/saxondale_uk.tommy_saxondale.jpg
  21. http://heartlandrecords.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/nofx-and-friends-home-street-street-home-lp-1.jpg
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