The worst ebay bike description?

[maccy]

This really is something special...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-YAMAHA-Y ... 25aba01f02

 

HI AND WELCOME ON MY AUCTION FOR

MY STUNNING YAMAHA R1 ROSSI REPLICA.

I SPEND LOUDS OF MONEY ON IT.

EVERYTHING WHAT I COULD I BOUGHT

I BOUGHT SPORTSONE ,

EVEN SPORKLETS AR {EASY

WHELLY} SO THE BIGERSTONE ON BACK

AND

SMALERSTONE ON FRONT. BIKE ALWAYS

SERVISED EVERY YEAR.

PRIVET PLATE HI BEEF {BEEN QUOTED FOR

1500 INCLUDET} .

ONLY ALL STICKERS COST ME 600.

ENGEL ICE 300 ETC. BIKE HAVE BEAN JUST

SERVICED AND HAVE NEW ,TYRES MOT TILL

NEXT YEAR SO READY TO GO.

UNFORTUNETLY I LOST MY JOB AND HAVE

TO

SELL, OTHERVISE I NEVER BEAN SELL THIS

MINT BIKE. VIEVING WELCOME.

NO RIDE BEFORE FULL PAYMENT.

OPEN FOR OFFERS.07754222123.

HAPPY BIDING AND GOOD BLESS NEXT

DRIVER COS IST REALY FAST BIKE I EVER

HAVE.

On 02-Aug-15 at 21:53:05 BST, seller added the following information:

FORGOT TO SAY....

MILLAGE IS JUST OVER 20.000

 

[Joe85]

http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/08/21/7113488cfd8fb52979ba9b0c1d10aba5.jpg

[Stu]

Chances are English is probably not his first language

Yet he has done a better job than most English people

Look at the bigger picture before assuming they can spell, speak or write English

[Guest]

His English is a lot better than my Polish.

[klingelton]

nice bike as well.

[fullscreenaging]

For a non Rossi rep, Rossi rep.

[Craig 8150]

Haha hilarious .. Comes across a bit like a chav. like yeah mate an innit all that bruv nah wot I meen ! ..

[Throttled]

Chances are English is probably not his first language

Yet he has done a better job than most English people

Look at the bigger picture before assuming they can spell, speak or write English

 

But Hitler could not speak English at all