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This really is something special...


http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-YAMAHA-Y ... 25aba01f02

 


HI AND WELCOME ON MY AUCTION FOR


MY STUNNING YAMAHA R1 ROSSI REPLICA.

I SPEND LOUDS OF MONEY ON IT.

EVERYTHING WHAT I COULD I BOUGHT

I BOUGHT SPORTSONE ,

EVEN SPORKLETS AR {EASY

WHELLY} SO THE BIGERSTONE ON BACK

AND

SMALERSTONE ON FRONT. BIKE ALWAYS

SERVISED EVERY YEAR.

PRIVET PLATE HI BEEF {BEEN QUOTED FOR

1500 INCLUDET} .

ONLY ALL STICKERS COST ME 600.

ENGEL ICE 300 ETC. BIKE HAVE BEAN JUST

SERVICED AND HAVE NEW ,TYRES MOT TILL

NEXT YEAR SO READY TO GO.

UNFORTUNETLY I LOST MY JOB AND HAVE

TO

SELL, OTHERVISE I NEVER BEAN SELL THIS

MINT BIKE. VIEVING WELCOME.

NO RIDE BEFORE FULL PAYMENT.

OPEN FOR OFFERS.07754222123.

HAPPY BIDING AND GOOD BLESS NEXT

DRIVER COS IST REALY FAST BIKE I EVER

HAVE.


On 02-Aug-15 at 21:53:05 BST, seller added the following information:


FORGOT TO SAY....

MILLAGE IS JUST OVER 20.000

 

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Chances are English is probably not his first language


Yet he has done a better job than most English people


Look at the bigger picture before assuming they can spell, speak or write English :roll:

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Chances are English is probably not his first language


Yet he has done a better job than most English people


Look at the bigger picture before assuming they can spell, speak or write English :roll:

 

But Hitler could not speak English at all :?

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