Via Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 Sheffield tree fellers assault allegation investigated - http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-42834479This is the part that made me giggle though... The authority insists those earmarked for felling are either "dangerous, dead, diseased, dying, damaging or discriminatory". Damn even the trees are racist now. Quote
Stu Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 Have you posted in the wrong section I'm sure this should be in humour Quote
Via Posted January 26, 2018 Author Posted January 26, 2018 There's nothing humorous about racist trees they should all be chopped down and burnt!Plus this forum only specifies not motorbike related so technically valid place unless it's for only non funny non motorbike related posts in which case I humbly apologise. Quote
Tango Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 There's nothing humorous about racist trees they should all be chopped down and burnt!Plus this forum only specifies not motorbike related so technically valid place unless it's for only non funny non motorbike related posts in which case I humbly apologise. Leaf it out.....I guess yew'v not twigged that Stu is having a larch..... Quote
Via Posted January 26, 2018 Author Posted January 26, 2018 Yeah I know I would have been birched by now if he was serious Stu is a good old sap, really spruces up these forums.Will go now before it gets any more acorny. Quote
Mississippi Bullfrog Posted January 26, 2018 Posted January 26, 2018 I pine for the days when this kind of thread bears fruit, of course it can all go pear shaped or even bananas very quickly, but with a heart of oak your true forum member will prevail. Sadly modern sensitivities render to ash many such jocular exchanges, but we’ll leave that for the monkeys to puzzle out. In the meantime it’s plane to see that yew have a great sense of fun, which elder folks have in plenty. Quote
Bender Posted January 27, 2018 Posted January 27, 2018 It's OK folk the authorities are working hard to combat racist trees, they are so concerned they have told special branch to make it there top priority.They thought they had one last week but they were barking up the wrong tree. Quote
Tango Posted January 27, 2018 Posted January 27, 2018 It's not often that a topic like this bears fruit, but it's easy to cedar why this is so poplar..... Quote
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