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acting_strange

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  1. Yep...not hard to sort out.....give me a day or so to draw you a diagram.....in fact can you make sense of this?... http://www.da7c.co.uk/technical_torque_articles/standard_flasher_diagram.jpg
  2. If you were really brave you could get LLandudno down your dick.....but in your case it would only read Lo......lmao
  3. aww com'n nobody could be that ugly and still be a cop....lol
  4. Wasn't there some undercover cops at the TNBF rally this year looking for some nutter who'd just got married? I heard he was a right nutter. Apparently they never found him though...
  5. Home safe and sound....what a fantastic way to spend a weekend....loved every second...thanks all
  6. Can have a word with my youngest daughter if you like.....she's qualified as a designer and is always sketching stuff.....just did a great drawing for my eldests conservation open days....
  7. Read this.....http://books.google.co.uk/books?id=cGcU ... 7s&f=false
  8. Nope.. Because if it had no earth, it would have no spark... And TADAAAA. finally. Found the problem!!! The keyway on the crankshaft had messed up.. So the flywheel would slip.. Not alot, the keyway was slightly worn each side, just enough to miss-align TDC mark, every now and then... Thank F*** for that.. was about to give up on the thing a dab of weld to close up the wear on the key way, so that everything is held nicely.. and it fires right up Sorry but that doesn't make sense to no fuel getting in......makes sense for timing being out.....
  9. eeerrrmmmm wrong......a timing chain can jump and it only needs do so 1 or 2 teeth to be out...
  10. eewww you're dead rough you....lol
  11. You say its not getting fuel...... Have you actually tried putting a small amount directly into the cylinder and see if it at least fires? If it doesn't fire then you will need to look at the timing...if it does fire then you need to sort out the fuel issue... Obviously that could be blocked jets, or even poor valve timing....did you actually check the valve timing as you would still get good compression...
  12. What colour is the smoke......Blue or Black... Bluer means oil burning Black means excess fuel..
  13. A limp?......is that what you normally call Sue????
  14. to the first and in the words of the great Norouki Haga......BORROCKS To the second TY
  15. Can you guys recommend any good schools in Hull please as I have a friend who wants to do her CBT? Thanks
  16. The idiot in Mansfield today as I was on my way home from meeting Cat and Owen. 3ft from my arse in a 30 limit with nowhere for me to go! Then when I looked over my shoulder at him he lost the plot....tried to force me over, when he couldn't do that he finally overtook me brake tested me. I just ignored him because he was clearly losing the plot but he pulled up at the side of me at some red lights and screamed that he was going to kill me through his NS window. I just sat at the light when they turned green and he had to go...lol What a NOB!!!!
  17. You waste your time with Amazon....It's an American company and don't give a toss, capitalism and all that.....just stop buying off there the same as I did...
  18. Oh you'll be disappointed
  19. also remember to put the new bearing in the freezer box for a good while.....will help it go back in..
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