RantMachine

DAMMIT BEEFY WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT THE BLACKLIGHT

But I'd packed my neon body paint . I do NOT want to see the results if somebody starts pointing a blacklight torch around all the tents in the campsite

Stuff it, just use a pannier When I was travelling through Kansas I saw a guy whose hard panniers on his Harley were dripping, couldn't work out why until he stopped and opened one and it was full of ice and bottles of beer!

Yeah yeah. Still more reliable than your old beemer. Pretty sure the BMW still managed more miles in the time I had it

bring it on!! if the spooky buggers come near me, i'm drawing cat whiskers on them!! Meanwhile, in Facebookland ...this will end in an amusing fashion, I think

Hey, I didn't know any better! Glorian was warned, on the other hand...

Talk about cutting it fine!

An exchange of diverse views is a bit different to "HERE IS MY VIEW AND IT IS RIGHT"

Seems to me like there might be some truth to the idea of unpleasant things that keep coming back to haunt you... How many physicists do you know? I've met a fair few now and they're not the most reasonable or rational lot

The bike is ready, the luggage is ready... better get a costume sorted tomorrow!

Yeah quit complaining Greg

Wait what, why am I an XL?

Now THAT give me a good idea! Next time on of my mates has a kid, I'll clock what make of baby monitor they have and what channel settings they're using then buy the same model and stand outside their house playing whispered latin chants and distorted animal noises into it

Happy birthday mate! Hope you're celebrating it well

It is ON How about we mix things up a bit, you ride the Lexmoto and I ride the Sinnis?

I must admit, I'm rather impressed with all of this! Cheers for keeping us all up to date, Phil Oi Tom! Look, it IS possible... When are we setting off?

I have a fully vectored EPS version on my home computer, I'll send you something later

Are they gonna have a picture on them?

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I'm thinking something along the lines of a sandwich board with a fake Daily Mail cover story on each side with a headline saying "WORLD GRAVY SUPPLIES RUN OUT FOREVER" And I'll wear my special suit underneath it, of course We probably won't be going. I'm working. Rant. My kids would scare you daft lad.....lol Same costume idea but with "SHANDY PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM ENGLISH PUBS"...?

And it has taken him 12 months to notice Yeah, funny that... I'm guessing one of three things: 1. New neighbour who is a bit of a dick 2. Existing neighbour who assumed they could make some money by throwing their weight around 3. Someone who doesn't even live in the area who is trying their luck

We're moving out in a couple of months, if I can find out which house he lives in I could leave him a present when we go...

NOTD goes to one of my neighbours, who has stuck stupid little passive aggressive notes to the covers of all my bikes insisting that the parking spot in our block's private car park that I've been using every single day for the past year is in fact his parking space, and I should either move my bikes or start paying him £95 a month for the luxury of using it! I've emailed the knobjockey about it (and stayed polite, because unlike some I know better than to shit on my own doorstep) and of course he isn't replying. If my bikes have been so much as touched while I'm at work there will be hell to pay...