RantMachine

It's that moment after your 7th jaegerbomb when decided to wear the toilet seat

Oh hey, I found some video footage from my experience sharing a hotel room with Glorian http://i.makeagif.com/media/11-09-2015/7vXKsf.gif

Yeah, they're all there.

All ten pubs in this thread http://themotorbikeforum.co.uk/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=60668

Also, the continued implementation of the European Convention of Human Rights is a core component of the Good Friday Agreement. As a result, leaving the EU stands to significantly undermine or even nullify the GFA.

Spot the photographer in the group who understands lens compression...

Public service announcement: Vlogging is not big and it's not clever.

So... Still forum dad? Or forum grandad now instead? Mmm Werthers Originals...

http://brightcove.vo.llnwd.net/v1/uds/pd/624246174001/201604/2158/624246174001_4861681237001_4861663871001.mp4

Just when you all thought this whole debate couldn't get any more idiotic... Damn... Rest in peace, sounds like she was one of the more decent MPs too

Nice one!

Aftermarket update! Some of the crowd over on ADVrider and Thumpertalk recommended a Coleman ATV Seat Cover as a very cheap but very effective way of improving the seat on the KLX (and other dirt bikes with similarly harsh seating arrangements). At $20, surely it's worth a go? Sadly getting one in the UK is more like £60 on eBay or Amazon, and Walmart don't ship to the UK Oh, wait! Didn't I just spend two weeks in the US? Thank you very much, Walmart Kansas City Bit of a pain to fit, had to make some minor modifications (ie. remove the buckles from one of the straps and cable tie it together at the front end instead so that it still fit flush against the fuel tank), and the side panels are a very tight fit now. If it makes as big an improvement as people have said it will, I might just make it a more permanent fixture in such a way as the seat can be removed with less hassle in the future. It certainly feels more comfy on first impressions, but Saturday will be the telling thing - It usually takes 30 minutes for the pain to kick in Meant to rain on Saturday... good thing it's waterproof! I'll be testing that claim too. On the down side, the seat is now EVEN HIGHER. Before fitting it I could just about stand over the bike without putting any weight on the seat... I still can, but now I feel... much more supported, if you know what I mean So maybe this wouldn't be the best mod for people with shorter legs who want to be able to flat foot the bike. But then, nobody buys a dirt bike expecting to flat foot it, right?

There should be a short multiple choice test... Each ballot paper has 10 questions at the top about core issues relating to the matter in hand, each has one answer that's fairly obvious to anyone that has even vaguely bothered to read about the issue and three fake ones that will stick out like a sore thumb to anyone who knows even the slightest hint of the truth. Representatives of the two sides of the debate get to submit 5 of the 10 questions each, but the answers will be independently researched and based on hard fact so that there's no bias. Answer the questions on your ballot before ticking the boxes at the bottom and sticking it in the box, if you get less than 7 right your ballot goes in the bin instead of being counted

That would be hilarious.

Happy Birthday! Now go and treat yourself to a new bike!

Well I think that just about sums this thread up nicely. Home time, everyone!

I agree, I like the message it sends. On another note, so bloody sick of seeing the abortion of a bike that is the new Africa Twin popping up everywhere.

In short: Everyone is a shit, why should we be surprised that politicians are too? Saying "shit politician" is basically just saying "shit shit". They're... double shit.

Oh, and don't forget about broken spirits and mental/emotional instability...

Amen to that! Wouldn't be fun if everyone could just throw money at it until something stuck, we want to see god awful bodges and cack handed custom paint jobs Yes, that's the plan I'm sure that we'll come to a final version of the plans at the rally. Because it can only get better when alcohol is involved

I haven't watched it, nor do I intend to - Chris Evans is far too much of an irritating twat. That man seriously needs the Ricky Gervais treatment.

Guess we'll just have to remove the spark plug, then

What does having kids have in common with an Italian vegan? They-a both-a miss steak.

Why did the hipster burn himself on his pizza? He ate it before it was cool.