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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE FREDDO! Does this mean I have to start acknowledging the Fazer as being worthwhile?

The worst part of all of this is that Northern Ireland might leave the United Kingdom, and Scotland too, but nobody is giving us the option of getting rid of the Welsh while we're at it

I think it was more some polling stations were under water and all the public transport had floated away Pfft, buncha soft London types. Back when I was living in Somerset we had floods all the time! Wasn't a day at school if you didn't get a bit seasick from your desk bobbing up and down. Why, when I were a lad we had to go out into the fields at morning break and make sure that all the cows were still wearing their snorkels.

Also WHAT THE f**k LONDON Was staying dry seriously more important? Huh?

Can I just remind everyone that at a turbulent time like this, it is EVEN MORE ESSENTIAL that we don't lose sight of the important things. Cameron is gone, and we have to do everything in our power to ensure that his legacy is being "that guy who f**ked a pig".

Can we punch Nick Clegg while we're there?

A thought: These UKIP pen-totting types are desperate to leave the EU so that they are "no longer beholden to an unelected leadership" or something to that effect. They would much rather leave the EU and be beholden to the people they are convinced are trying to RIG A DEMOCRATIC REFERENDUM. Whuuuuuut?

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Before the results are announced and the riots break out, I'd just like to point out that it's been a jolly long time since we had a good old fashioned civil war.

I do NOT envy you today

Nice write up! I would say "now you've gone and made me want one" but I already kinda did

Oooooh, I like it

Personally I like Spada - can't go wrong for £55 http://www.sportsbikeshop.co.uk/motorcycle_parts/content_prod/280588 http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/01818/box-head_1818103i.jpg

UKIP supporters have SOULS now? On another note... it's just occurred to me that if we leave the EU and Boris takes over, anyone the lies that often is probably JUST the sort of politician that needs people in my field to help generate propaganda and remove people from photos after they've fallen from favour... Hmm, "Minister of Propaganda" is a nice step up from Senior Designer...

It's not the shape I dislike, it's the principle of it! It doesn't know what it wants to be!

Was waiting for this Pfft its only a 650

Very very nice! Certainly wouldn't mind one of those myself. Good time to snap it up too, seeing as the big singles are going the way of the dinosaur after this year! I'm sure the used prices will make a bit of a jump accordingly.

Miss the single cylinder thump mate Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk Good man

Quick, someone tell Stu! He's a bit confused and likes these things

Genuine question for the leave crowd: How (if at all) do you expect to see a succesfull "leave" vote impacting on the housing market?

Good effort, but we all know there's no such thing as a NICE chinese bike

No argument from me, I was calling him out on his shit, not you.

Looks like someone needs to play more spot the difference... http://www.newsbiscuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/349-farage-of-blood.jpghttp://iv1.lisimg.com/image/32424/600full-terry--thomas.jpghttp://cdns.yournewswire.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/adolph-hitler-micropenis-650x350.jpg Come on now kids, sing along with Big Bird... One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just isn't the same Seriously though, we've managed this many pages without descending into genuinely making dick comments at each other, no matter how close we've got. Don't spoil it now.