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"Count just the side plates" What are side plates? Probably a daft question but hey I have no idea here lol

Thanks again folks you have been a big help yet again!

Cheers folks. Can you possibly post a link to the type of tool please...being a tool myself I don't want to buy the wrong thing!

Hey guys can I pick your brains for while please. The chain on my GSX600f is about all stretched out so I suppose I best be sorting it asap. Now how do I go about this? Does the new chain come with the correct amount of links in? Will it be split so I have to fit the master link? Whats the best advice for removing the old sprockets? I know my way around car mechanics but have never had to change a bike chain before! Are there any special tools I need as well? Thanks folks in advance for your help!

The knob in the John Lewis truck who nearly knocked me off by changing lanes with no indication or even an attempt at looking behind himself...the KNOB in the Merc who pulled out in front of me from a side street causing me to swerve into the wrong lane thankfully not hitting anyone but the King of the Clowns today goes to the twat in the Corsa who sat 6 inches off of my back wheel for 2 miles at 70 mph.

Money saved spent on romantic weekend break?? http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex022.gif God no I don't want to waste it!

I don't think its the amount you smoke just the fact you get a bit obsessed about having one when you stop! Im drinking water when I get a strong craving and also getting up and doing something else to take my mind off of it. Go on give it a go you can do it! There is one strange side effect from quitting that no one told me about though...Im horny as hell

Been a tough day again today i'm sure they are getting harder but hey ho another day down. I have to admit the gym is getting easier...more oxygen my system I suppose! Moo I never smoked in the house it bloody stinks, well that and the fact I wouldn't do that to my kids. Smoking was always my choice not theirs Wifey gave up smoking about 6 months back and we do save a fortune I only smoked 3 a day so didn't smoke a great deal but wifey used to smoke 10!

Stack em and rack em! Maybe I should start a business

Been a couple of weeks since I quit and my word I am screaming for a cig at the moment! Deep breathes, don't kill the kids, the wife isn't being mean on purpose it's just me being touchy... anybody need someone killing? that might make me feel better

Yea I know what you mean about exercise. I have started swimming and going to the gym again along with a change in food types...still eating heartily but watching types of food as well as how much of it I think booze just doesn't get on with my body anymore but that's no great worry in the grand scheme of things! I saw my cousin the other day and he's a 18 months younger than me and looks 5 years older! So best keep trying to stay young and fit eh!

20's instead of 40's....that can't be a bad thing

Bloody hell if I have morning sickness I am going to be rich!!

Now why would you want to be sniffing around my girls? The last boyfriend that got brought back here was given a questionnaire that he could not answer correctly sat in the middle of the living room on a stool to answer it and he then kept looking at the spade that was lent up next to the fire... When he had enough courage to ask what the spade was for he was told by me... "Every wrong answer" Didn't see him much after that

I'm 40 in a couple of months and its starting to show in the way my body now protests when I do anything out of the norm! Aside from the normal aches and pains, in my case my right ankle and knee, my body has decided that I cannot drink any alcohol in any amount other than 3 pints, that's it period! I pushed the boat out last night and actually had 4 yes 4 whole pints yesterday over about 4 hours whilst out seeing an old friend and last night was the night from hell! I was awake most of it sweating and burning up with a fast pounding heart rate and lets say I had to visit the loo more times than I care to admit...should of really put the loo paper in the fridge :lol: Now this doesn't happen if I have 3 pints my tip over really does seem to be 4! So that will be the last time I do that as it had quite worried with my pounding chest at 3am this morning! Now what if any changes have you guys noticed with your body apart from the wrinkles and saggy bits coming on?

My knob of the day award goes to the driver of a blinged up W reg 206 hatchback who thought he could take on an articulated truck and win. This dick undertook me on the M62 in road works then pulled out in font of me missing my front bumper by an inch and only missing it because I had seen the knob coming and started to ease off! Why do folks see artics as a challenge to get by? The reason we keep so much space around us is because we bloody need it to either a) get the bloody things around turns or b) Need that F*cking space to stop the 44 ton lump of metal and load! This takes some time and doesn't happen in 10 feet! Jeez no-one will ever come off well in a crash with a truck including the driver of it and if we were not so on the ball all the time there would be more deaths of idiots on the road....maybe we shouldn't be so damned nice and do the world a favour!

Todays nomination is to the wonderful taxi driver who decided that the laws concerning red traffic lights didn't apply to him at the crossroads and shot straight over the junction nearly having me off of the bike whilst blowing on his horn and giving me a dirty look. Unreal...another driver who got their licence from poundland.

we had truck drivers stranded all over the place trying to get back in and around the city!

Good show and well done!

We are male...what are "instructions"?

Nob of the night goes to "Mr white van man" who decided it was ok to anchor on his brakes in the country lanes around here. Turned out there was a turning for a driveway he wanted but wasn't bothered about me behind him, the oncoming artic that pinned us behind him or the driver that nearly gave me a colonoscopy with the front end of her corsa. In the rain as well the git, I had to change me pants when I got in

Giggidy

Worked in London for a bit an I can quite honestly say I wouldn't house a dog there.

Take your time and consider both roles. These are for your education and then to further your career so which of the two will give you the best experience and foundations to use in the future? Its a great position to be in just weigh up the pros and cons Oh and well done again!!!!!!!!!