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I love pop - but full fat cheesy pop like.. say the backstreet boys. Ed Sheran is like a vegan cheese that pretentious people like but I think tastes like feet

haaaaaaaaaa yeah his travel shows were "look at the AMAZING places I'm getting paid to go to but my hotel doesn't have a truffle on the pillow and I got rained on for five minutes so waaaaaaah " on the other hand the motorcycle show is quite good

I imagine you were quite pleased it wasn't a two way radio at that point Top job though, last thing you need on an already stressful day is a stupid child and an even stupider parent

Make sure you pull the clutch all the way in when you're slowing to a stop. Ah alright, Can I can to a complete stop in gear 2/3 and then crank it down to gear 1? Well you can, but you should try get in the habit of slowing down and going through the gears so you stop in 1st.

So you have to give their dealers money to do it

When you have a 10mm nut but it's rusted up to 11mm

Bad luck on the fail Via... but that pen story is epic Love your writing style, good luck for the retest!!

If you go down there go at the speed you are comfortable at. if you're "too slow" you might get a minor if you end up in a hedge its a definite fail

Hey! that's my job

or 36 / 42 psi if like me you know no idea what bars are

So if I’ve already got a full drivers liscebce I can ? Yes. But it's only valid for 2 years so keep that in mind

...well I suppose this is a good thing - but yeah worrying they didn't know it before! Well done you for getting stuff changed though!

Listen to what your instructor says, keep your head up and don't expect to be able to ride it instantly You'll have a blast

...I've always loved Dovi. Pft both the Lowes are serial crashers. How either of them keeps managing to get a seat is surprising enough but both of them makes me think their dad is either really rich or knows actual mafia

in other news great start to the season GO DOVI!!!!!!

alright this isn't helpful, let's just move it on people.

well my actual money for motogp which is based on odds and return is on Petrucci, Pedrosa and Zarco (each way I'm effectively betting on 3rd as I think Dovi and Marquez will get 1st 2nd) Moto 2 and 3 should be good!

sounds sketchy as hell!! I can't remember the exact details of mine but.... We had about an hour in the classroom first then went to the practise area (a huge car park of a sports club). Bike each, I think there was maybe 4 or 5 of us at first, 2 of us on geared and the rest on twist and gos. Instructor got the scooter guys going then spent more time with us going through everything. Then another instructor arrived to take the scooter guys (think they were refreshers) out on the roads whilst we did more gear practise and stuff. Then I feel we had a lunch break (maybe 2 / 2.5 hours on bike in carpark at this point?) then discussed how we were doing over lunch asked if we were happy to go out on the road... Then maybe an hour on the road, stopping periodically for a chat about what we were doing right and wrong or to discuss real world hazards and junctions. Back to the school paperwork and a chat about DAS. I'm pretty sure I was there from 9 until at about 3!

This is a rare example of beefy talking sense

Because all insurers are evil money grabbing bast*rds who will fleece the hell out of you for any and all reasons

pictures would help your cause greatly

Hello! hope the tumours aren't anything too bad

https://youtu.be/F3J0iwwsq-w

Top write up - but just a note that in your test you are to ride only as if it was you, do NOT wait until gaps big enough for you and the examiner they will mark you down for it (I'm sure your instructor will tell you this once you're up to speed with the controls and stuff)

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