Baldrick

If anyone is struggling to fit a sat nav to their bike you should checkout the Telferizer website. He has done Ram type stem mounts for loads of different sports bikes, I’ve just ordered a screen mount for mine from him, he’s designed it specifically for the Z1000sx. The guys called Bob and is dead helpful if you call him.

Is this waterproof? As in It wont die in torrential rain or just shower proof? As in it can get a tad moist before it throws it's hand in?

I threw my wife a surprise Bukkake party for her birthday. You should have seen her face

The Z900 is a great bike, I doubt you'd be able to pick one up for 5k though. Never had a go on the MT-09, but the reviews suggest it's a cracker. The Z1000SX would tick all your boxes, but then again I'm biased in that department.

Started a new job as a Masseur today, got fired after the 1st customer. The "How to be a good masseur" instruction manual should be more specific. Apparently the instruction to "Finish on the face" doesn't mean what I thought it did.

That awkward moment when the girl you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind against her, but then you realise that she's actually only dropped her earring... ..and that no one else in Starbucks can hear the music in your headphones.

How dare you all assume it was a Woman or a Man, it was a person that could well identify as a non binary human, I myself identify as a 4 slice toaster and am offended by your assumptions.

Nice looking Bike that.

Either wheel is good enough, thieves won't remove a wheel, they'll cut the chain, it's easier and quicker. Get the best quality chain you can afford as it will take them longer to get it off, but if they want it, they'll usually have it.

So you're just going backwards and forwards over longhill? There are some fantastic roads around that area, seems a bit boring doing the same one over and over again. Get yourself down the A515 to Newhaven then take the Via Gelia (A5012) to Matlock, well worth an afternoon ride.

Have a good trip mate, ride safe.

Take it back to the dealer and ask them to check it over, it should have some sort of warranty depending on how recent you bought it.

Don't get a Labrador, have you seen how many of their owners go blind?

Yeldur, I won’t quote the post coz it’s massive. But when I say you buy your patch I mean new members do, you don’t earn them by prospecting, you apply to join the RC and are then accepted or not on whatever basis they require (but not prospecting) then you pay Tarquin from accounts £20 or whatever to be given a patch. I understand fully that at some point the club had the patches approved by the local MC.

Aren't you the lad that's in an RC? Or have you now joined an MC? It's just that this post comes across as if you're in an MC, to be honest wearing an RC patch is not much different than wearing a lone wolf one, you apply to join the club and buy your patch don't you? I do stand to be corrected of course, but your post looks as if you're trying to sound like you're in the HA.

The Elan Valley in Wales, great roads round there and cracking scenery.

"Now pay attention, 007! This might look like an ordinary pen ... ... but turn it upside down and you can see her tits."

What exhaust is on that?, they look really nice. Cheers, They're Vance and Hines CS1 Urban Brawlers, they sound superb as well, got a real nice burble on the over run.

Hi Gerontious, I agree....but be aware that certain bikes (ask me how I know this ) have an accessory socket that is only fused to 3A or so, this is only good for charging low-draw gear such as phones or GPS. If you try & plug a portable compressor in, it will just blow the fuse....if you just put a bigger fuse in, you can then melt the wiring.....best way forward is to install a secondary fuse box fed directly from the battery (or you can use a relay so it's only energised when ignition is on) via 30A fuse then with the appropriate gauge wiring/fusing to each accessory. Power sockets, waterproof USB sockets etc. freely available on Ebay. Yep this spot on, I have an accessory socket on my bars, which is great for sat nav or phone, but when I tried my compressor in it, the fuse blew. I installed another under my seat wired direct to the battery using an optimiser type plug, so I use this one if I need to use the compressor.

Well done Big H,, congratulations, now the fun begins.

The Beast from the Far East, ready for today's bimble. http://i64.tinypic.com/3452dz4.jpg

Mine arrived today, looks good quality and plenty of room inside it as well. Definitely worth a tenner. Only downside I see at the minute is that the waist strap could do with being ever so slightly longer ( or I could do with being ever so slightly slimmer ) It still fits though, and the shape is a bit "Ninja turtleish" but I can put up with that for ten squids. A solid 8/10 from me.

I'd write a letter to the boss. Something along the lines of this. ">

Why is it, when girls wear skimpy, revealing bikinis on holiday, they don't mind you staring at them? Yet if you catch them wearing only their bra and knickers, they scream and shout and cover themselves up with a towel? Sort it out Ladies. I didn't climb up this f*cking ladder for the good of my health you know.

If you like the culture of the MC why not go along and prospect for them? I really don’t get this Lone Wolf malarkey, just join an MC or even an MCC, otherwise you might as well be wearing a Sons of Anarchy cut.