Slowlycatchymonkey

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Yeah I don't see the point either. If you want to get high use cocaine or something proper. School children on cocaine? You must have gone to a very posh school

Link? My garage is rather cold and I suspect why my chains turn horrible quickly... I only use the pressure washer to spray snow foam on my bikes (from a distance) They actually get washed by the hose. Try the below link, it's gone up in price but there are other sellers on ebay https://rover.ebay.com/rover/0/0/0?mpre=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fulk%2Fitm%2F183597245044 If it lasts that’s a bargain for 2800w

[mention]SometimesSansEngine[/mention] What did you say? I never understood what draws people to glue sniffing or aerosols. When I was at school many moons ago it was only losers who did glue although I always thought marker pen had a great whiff.

Sod that!! A 125 on a dual carriageway is bad enough!! 50cc for a mobike but not a scooter. The time I ended up on a three lane carriageway on the 125 was not something I ever want to repeat [mention]RAYK47[/mention] Good luck, all the best, break a... a fingernail.

[mention]goat[/mention] That’s genius, the squabbling freak show, I’ll rake it in. Feel a little embarrassed I was only thinking of glueing the water glasses to the table. Or maybe that evil nieghbours door shut. Got anything else? This could be the best £5 I’ve ever spent

JB weld arrived. Can’t find anything to glue. Not sure glueing my husbands wallet shut will be as funny as I think.. hmmm

Try 3 clicks in fast succession. Worked very well for me. I swotted until I felt ready and booked the test then. People can cancel up to three days before without losing the fee and they do often cancel late so just check the website regularly and nab a sooner date when you feel ready. It’s worth googling the most difficult theory test questions. Some of them are deliberately tricksy! If The online practice theory questions are almost all car related. You’ll want the book for the motorcycle related ones. My favourite was what to do entering a tunnel, there were 3 perfectly reasonable sounding suggestions about lights and distances and one that said ‘tune to the radio station advertised’ - that was the correct answer, I don’t think I’ve ever seen that sign. I still have some on my phone, they give you an idea of the way they might ask the questions on stats etc You will also undoubtably get a question or questions on different types and colours of road markings which are obvious when your driving but not necessarily so sat in front of a computer. Enjoy!

Cold water from a hosepipe would do it.

Which one would you prefer to spend the afternoon with- assuming Katey Segal and Christina Applegate are out?! If there were bars I’d take a look at Theodore.

They’re probably hoping for the viewing figures that SOA had. Unlikely. I’ve switched over to the Ted Bundy documentary on Netflix, it’s hard to believe the stuff he got away with.

Sometimes for no good reason I force myself to continue watch something I’m not enjoying. I only just made it to the end of the first episode and started the second episode but I can’t manage it, Im tapping out.

I’ve watched the first episode. It’s truly awful. I don’t think I can watch anymore

For anyone looking to waste the day watching a box set. Hope it not as bad as Sons of Anarchy. Saddo I am will still watch it regardless just because it’s got motorbikes in it https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/p06y1plr/mayans-mc-series-1-1-perro-oc?ns_mchannel=email&ns_source=&ns_campaign=PANUK_DIV_05_IPL_Recommends_Mayans_2&ns_linkname=bbctwo_mayansmc_dramacrime_&ns_fee=0

B’crikey man. Didn’t know it ‘‘twas your bday today. HAPPY BIRTHDAY

I like the guy but that’s probably cos I thought on first sight he reminded me of a turtle Love it, gonna get me some JB weld.

I approach it from the “am I alright to lose this money” stance. Bought an O3 steriliser recently direct from China cost me £47. Over here from a reputable source the same one is £250 plus p&p. Even though the price difference indicated a high chance of being ripped off I decided that was worth the risk. 5 weeks later much to my surprise the genuine article turned up. If I’d lost the £47 I would have just worn it. That’s a type of gambling I can enjoy.

[mention]Six30[/mention] I do! I’m having to guess on your complexion so hopefully this won’t clash with your skin tone but I think this ones a real head turner - Yay or nay?

CONGRATULATIONS Unusual choice of wedding attire

It is a bit too long to feel comfortable about isn’t it. You did say “no rush” and if he’s busy this could have easily turned into a mañana job. I’d directly ask him- Is this arriving, if so when or will you be needing to take action to retrieve the money you have paid him.

Wait till we're on page 6 and it's getting really serious. We’ll be talking about biscuits by then

The smirking makes me think the seriousness of cold fish n chips has not been grasped. Look forward to hearing the tried n tested methods then explaining the vargaries of keeping fish n chips warm on a mobike and the subsequent kowtowing when it’s realised all this was worth the time n effort...... oh yes victory.....

My other half finds it very amusing I’m on a forum and even funnier we’re on page 3 of a thread about how to keep your fish n chips warm!

[mention]onesea[/mention] I’d be curious enough to get a dna test done. You could be onto a fortune when it comes back half dog half horse

Port Fairy? Is that a real thing? Did you see any fairies? I’m going. If I see one I might get one of those mental bumper stickers that says powered by fairy dust. Might get one anyway I always give a couple of extra metres space to a vehicle with a nutter alert sticker could be a good safety move