Good morning.
I had a strange conversation with my son last night. It’s his birthday soon and he’s asked me to buy him some noise cancelling earphones as a present, to replace the ones he lost. He’s an expert at losing stuff. It is, I would say, his core skill. On this occasion he claimed it wasn’t his fault. Yea, right!
As it happens, they appear to have been stolen while he was trying to talk a girl out of jumping from a bridge. He’d taken them off and dropped them on a bench to talk to her. Another guy managed to grab hold of her and my lad then also grabbed hold of her and held her until the police arrived. His headphones had gone when he went back to retrieve them.
Dead proud of the boy. He said it was the scariest thing he’s ever done in his life.
He will be getting a case of wine to go along with the earplugs for his birthday.