Mawsley

I don't understand why there aren't more Dutch world champions in WSB. Spending your life riding that close to water filled trenches ought to really focus the mind for corners.

You got roof struts in the garage you can loop some rope around?

Here you go mate, http://www.ideal-eyes.co.uk/_blog/Blog/post/can-you-get-varifocal-contact-lenses/ Apparently you need to be check for suitability, I'm booked in at the weekend will let you know how l get on. They also do what's called mono vision where you have one eye set up for distance and the other for reading, sounds strange but lm assured this works. Beats the hell out of trying to fit glasses into a helmet if it works Yep, going to book myself in once this cold clears up.

It just riding and karate I want them for, I work without wearing my glasses and just shift the monitor into focus If I can see road signs and my speed I'll be a happy chap.

I did not know this was a thing. Can you get a trial? Our kid had a trial on her (normal) lenses. I've got to the stage where I can't read the clocks when riding, this would be just the ticket. Ima phoning an optician.

What? They're being given Audis?

If this leads to an increase in convictions for dicks driving with phones then I can't see the problem. Plus, given this only applies to duals and motorways, it's not somewhere I want to go on a bike anyway.

Yes hein gericke that used to be here did it but they did not sell the pads directly you had to order them in they would have spares to use My new Arai has pads where you can remove a layer of the foam in the cheek pad Cheers Stu, I'm going to hunt around for somewhere localish then. Tried one on once and it didn't fit the shape of my head, always believed the story that "you have a head to fit Arais or a head to fit Shoeis." Never realised you could custom the fit.

Question - does anybody have experience of buying an Arai where the shop actually tried out different cheek pads? I've never known anyone to do this in-store.

Should I replace helmets when they get a ding? Probably. Do I replace helmets when they get a ding? Rarely. Do I care what other people do? Nope.

I'll be going on the XT given that the XJ is off the road.

If the oriental lady had a dick, then it's a foursome. nice defiantly a win reply No all woman im no fool, always look under the hood... Before I was married, I found it easier not to date people wearing hoods. In fact I made a point of not associating with anybody in a hood - or from da hood just to be sure. Not even hats. Or fancy hair styles.

I have, her name was Caroline. We had to have her put down. That's how I became a single child.

...and the award for "Fastest thread of 2017" goes to...

I think it's important to add that nobody should try to crush a panda bear with a shoe. During these cold months, pandas tend to enter homes at night time to feed on what they can forage from take away menu delivery services. Hitting one with a shoe can make it combust with the force of a 10kilotonne warhead. Although they have jaws that are powerful enough to chew through adamantium bones, the panda prefers to settle disputes with a game of charades - there is no reason to attack them if surprised, just make the international hand signal for "a play and a book". I hope that helps.

I found the information useful. Annoying, but useful. Although I'd never go to Paris again, what a sack of overpriced shit place that is.

The French love their stickers don't they!! "The Crit’Air initiatives require all cars, motorbikes and lorries to display a windscreen sticker" Erm...have they heard of naked bikes?

I see I immediately think http://www.selleys.com.au/assets/560/shoe-2.jpg I make no apologies to anybody. The only good spider is a very flat one.

Don't worry, I rarely visit the real world but also have no idea what painkiller is on about.

Do you ever get tempted to buy a bike that weights less than a quarter of a ton? Some men like them big and bouncy.

Because you're getting another bike instead, right? I don't think he's been given permission Such a shame when a man has his balls locked away. Sue reckons she has mine but I swapped them for a lump of plasticine and a big marble. I buy what I want when I want. (After she's given me the money)

Because you're getting another bike instead, right?