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I looked outside, it was cold. And the XJ doesn't have a battery. So I made my number sheet instead. Then I thought that crayons weren't adult enough so I did one in Pshop. It's awesome. Now I just need a battery.

http://www.motorbikesandparts.co.uk/motorcycle-luggage/motorcycle-luggage-racks/pannier-racks/suzuki-pannier-racks/p-4/

i thought it was softer for the older generation? Maybe he's just hard when the tiny gypsies are stabbing him from behind?

He was on Dec 21 he visited the forum. You get wifi on hospital wards I believe.

Sorry didn't realise you made the rules! Its actually videos of your rides Fastbob for Admin!

Looking at the other stuff available for the price, it all looks much of a muchness. I don't want to burn gas as that'll just fill the garage with condensation. Reckon I fit some of the storage heater things, just to keep the chill out over the summer, and settle for a standard fan heater next year.

Amazon. In a fashion.

I got this for Xmas from the wife. It cost her £46 plus a tenner for delivery - and the comedians who sell it make out it normally goes for over ninety quid. How much is it really worth? The answer to this depends on how much you like toys you have to build yourself and serve no real function. Me? I'd want paying the cost of petrol to run it to the tip. The fan was only fixed by one bolt and nut, the rest were rattling around inside the inner skin...except one but that must be in China. I'm guessing it was made in China because of the stunning build quality. The legs couldn't be fixed on as one of the sections span around while trying to screw it in. That was that. I told her to complain. She did, the company refunded without question or requiring the unit back. "Bonus", I thought. A few minutes with a tool kit and a Dremel and I'll have a working "Industrial" heater for the garage. No. 3KW might stand for something but it's nothing to do with watts. The fan has all the power of an asthmatic with a birthday cake - and you'll have a hotter experience from an octogenarian stripper than you ever will from these coils. I was dreaming of basking in sub-tropical heat in the garage, while all outside froze like in, err, Frozen. My dream has gone to shit, like my analogies, and I strongly urge you to never give RayGar floor space in your lady or man sheds.

Hmm. And there was me thinking I do a good job of self-censoring things I think are funny when I'm pissed. Clearly not. But then I was very pissed.

I don't do merry blah or happy new w**k. But genuinely hope people here don't die over the next twelve months. And maybe nice stuff happens. But it won't, its life. Life is an unrelenting tsunami of woe. So here's to twelve more months of drink and drugs blotting out the pain. Yey this mortal coil. Happy new stuff, everybody.

And there was people saying how folks put on false personas on forums. You do seem more normal here Dave! It's something that's worried me and I plan to work on next year. This year. Whatever. I'm currently drunk enough to qualify for lifetime membership of Motörhead.

And there was people saying how folks put on false personas on forums.

Probably because it doesn't show up on a search. Any links?

Facebook groups just contain lots of people all shouting at the same time. I'm a visual person so I like a timeline full of pictures, it does that. I don't reckon it does community.

Are they Marvel ones? If they aren't then I've no idea where your excitement came from.

I haven't seen comments like this online since Operation Yewtree began its investigations.

Only if you're Adam Aarons.

That was not road rage. Road rage has to involve at least one overweight, balding man falling over and someone screaming "Leave it, Darren. He's not wurff it!"

Single marque folk are a funny lot, I've found actual clubs are the same. I've been a member of a couple of clubs in the past, one of them was populated by men who were simply passing time waiting for death - and the other (HOG) was full of patch-wearing, Range Rover driving bell-ends. I never met anybody in RAT so my impression of them remains uncoloured.

That covers about all the stuff I desired, fits or works. If it wasn't for me giving me presents this would be an odious time of year.

And yet people are so different in real life - myself for example: I am interesting, intelligent and witty away from the keyboard. *But I'm a liar both on and off-line.

I never comment on religion, politics and motorcycle fault finding. Causes fewer arguments.

I said the very same thing shortly before my arrest and conviction for gross indecency in a public place.

The only thing I'd change is the top secret subforum for people with orange names. The wallpaper is a bit jaded and we appear to have run out of gin and Sugar Puffs.

They have you know, just not the ones you grew up with.