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The drugs were never going to be found - they were clearly all taken by the idiot who allowed a tank to be driven by a snake. Way to compound a situation. It's like putting me in charge of a warehouse containing beer and pizza.

Nope, nope, nope and nope.

I made that decision before I saw any pictures.

Does anybody else accessorise their pets like this security-attack hamster?

What, you had sex before she replied?

There is absolutely nothing you won't break out a box of tissues for.

I'm betting the handbags are made from the skins of discarded exotic pets.

First, they'd have to get approval through seventeen committee stages, where each person communicates with signs. Second, they'd need to get a job to save up for a weapon.

Slither? The best it would be able to do is tumble, and I can manage that myself as long as I remember to pack my own brandy. Or the fluffy dog turns up.

But all the gun nut survivalists voted for him.

He'll die on top of his wife ... What a way to go I struggle to imagine them doing it. Probably why he has to go to hotels.

To be quite honest, if I was stranded up Scafell, the very last thing I'd want to see would be a rescue snake. What was wrong with a fluffy dog carrying brandy? I hate modern ways.

Cats, dogs, snakes, geckos, turtles and tarantulas released into the wild? Do you live in a desert?

I proposed in a pub frequented by rough off-duty coppers, bad lads and whores. The carpet was so sticky they sent deep sea divers there to train. As I got on one knee, a pissed one-legged tramp urged my wife to say 'Yes' as a premature drunk, loud, hideous slapper began celebrating the proposal. No one does true romance like me.

A plate of noise complaints from the neighbours.

Frankly, I see no reason to do anything to my bike that I don't do to myself: Plenty of feeding, no arse wiping and gripping with both hands on a frequent basis.

Please explain the meaning of the terms "jet wash" and "wash".

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+1 for this, the greatest of solutions. £40ish, job done. Not as cheap as empty bread bags in bike boots but still cheaper than most winter gloves.

In the past I was unable to go because of work, so this is the first time I'm toying with the idea. Seems like it's about a tenner a night for camping - but with no quotes from the Steam Packet, no idea about ferry. Was planning on four nights, but I'm an impromptu kind of person and hate to be tied down. I remember a time when you could simply rock up to places and buy tickets for things. Having to pre-arrange the finest details and smash the F5 key simply pisses me off - I'll be going somewhere else instead. Either Highlands or off to find sun.

This will explain why I can't get a price for one. Hmm. Looks like I'll scrub this as an idea then.

I genuinely don't know why anybody would live in or commute to London. There isn't a salary that'd make it work for me. But then I don't understand living in other cities or towns either.

Compulsive spending is a symptom of a much larger mental health problem.

That's a mixer tap type one, mate.....OP says she has separate hot and cold taps...... I use one of them on my cold tap in the downstairs toilet and feed the hose out of the window to clean the bikes. Works on both types.