OhJay Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I wanted to send you a holiday greeting, but it is so difficult in today's world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So I met with my Solicitor yesterday, and on his advice I wish to say the following:Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, nonaddictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced with the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2012, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make our country great (not to imply that Great Britain is necessarily greater than any other country) and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others and is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.Disclaimer: No trees were harmed in the sending of this message; however, a significant number of electrons were slightly inconvenienced. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keith565 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 and the same to you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Hahahahaha!! Back at ya! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mealexme Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Merry Christmas to you too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CheshireCBR Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Happy non-generic celebration to you mate/friend/other Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Green Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 I object!On grounds that Electrons should have holidays too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davefly76 Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Haha! Copied, pasted and emailed to many! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TC Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Remind me again, WHY we have a holiday in December Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cyberwolf Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Remind me again, WHY we have a holiday in December to get pissed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Throttled Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Bah humbug. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fozzie Posted December 20, 2011 Share Posted December 20, 2011 Miserable sods I get a week off work, an excuse to drink before lunchtime, and i get to give and recieve presents...Thats a sodding great win on this end Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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