Joeman Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 problem is, a lot of people cant poo without peeing too (try it)... So i reckon most will pee all over their pulled down trousers... Quote
BikerMooFromMars Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 I think its more for the "ladies" if we have any Eh? Who? No!It wouldn't end well if there was no porta-bog tho...I pee more than any normal person as it is and fail with the whole squatting malarkey! And that's without the added excitement factor of being around bikes and forum buddies, and drink. No portaloo = Moo pees in tents! And I won't wait til they're empty either! *I'm looking at you, Boothy* Quote
Stu Posted June 17, 2013 Author Posted June 17, 2013 *I'm looking at you, Boothy* Lost me. think she is saying your gonna get a golden shower Quote
Tiggie Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 with neil picking random tents to sleep in and now moo peeing in them I can see me investing in a lock this year Quote
Boothy Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 That was on top gear... you can't even sit on it. Bollocks you can, Top Gear have a colourful history of misrepresenting things for novelty value. Try reading up on their coverage of Tesla Motors! We got one of these for my dad who weighs 18 stone or so, he set it up and tried sitting on it and it took his weight fine (didn't give it a test run thankfully). I'm about 18 stone and I guarantee it wouldn't hold I'm not that fussed about their representation of Tesla Motors, hydrogen is the future anyway not electric But yes, sometimes it is a bit scripted, still funny *I'm looking at you, Boothy*Lost me.think she is saying your gonna get a golden shower I'm fine thanks. Quote
mattycoops43 Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 I have never understood the fuss about Women not being able to wee outside, I had a friend who shall remain nameless who demonstrated to me how easy it is for a woman to pee up against a tree, and she had jeans on at the time! And we were both drunk, maybe that's the key. Quote
RantMachine Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 Pissing against a tree in the dark in the countryside at night is always a dangerous game, especially when drink has been involved - need a laser aiming device or some such. Maybe I should bring on of my ring flashes along...http://www.scottmurphyphotography.org/images/Macro%20article/ring%20flash.jpg Quote
mattycoops43 Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 filthy girl Bex!! er... NO! You'll get me shot. It was a friend from Bristol who I don't see any more. Quote
BikerMooFromMars Posted June 17, 2013 Posted June 17, 2013 I have never understood the fuss about Women not being able to wee outside, I had a friend who shall remain nameless who demonstrated to me how easy it is for a woman to pee up against a tree, and she had jeans on at the time! And we were both drunk, maybe that's the key.Last time I pee'd in the wild was when Ollie & I got separated on our bikes in Peterborough along some epic A-road...I pulled over and went in some bushes - still managed a minor fail *wet wipes and bog roll ftw* ! Maybe practice makes perfect; never tried doing it like this before: Hahahaha!!!Many blokes spend their lives getting it on their feet/bog/trousers anyway (not Wallie I have to mention!), and they've got a proper aiming device Quote
acting_strange Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 and they've got a proper aiming device [/color] they may have a "proper aiming device" but it has a mind of its own Quote
Remy Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 I have never understood the fuss about Women not being able to wee outside, I had a friend who shall remain nameless who demonstrated to me how easy it is for a woman to pee up against a tree, and she had jeans on at the time! And we were both drunk, maybe that's the key. Was she using a whizzer, or did she just get her jeans wet .. Quote
mattycoops43 Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 I have never understood the fuss about Women not being able to wee outside, I had a friend who shall remain nameless who demonstrated to me how easy it is for a woman to pee up against a tree, and she had jeans on at the time! And we were both drunk, maybe that's the key. Was she using a whizzer, or did she just get her jeans wet .. Neither, Fly down, legs either side of tree, and I guess she squeezed. Definitely didnt get wet though! Quote
mattycoops43 Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 and they've got a proper aiming device [/color] er, get a raw sausage, poke a hole down the middle with a skewer, then pump water through it, see how good an aim YOU are! (or just try with Ollie woo) Quote
OhJay Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 and they've got a proper aiming device [/color] er, get a raw sausage, poke a hole down the middle with a skewer, then pump water through it, see how good an aim YOU are! (or just try with Ollie woo) The aim would be alright if it reliably came out in a straight line but you just never know what angle it's going to start at. Quote
RantMachine Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 Before you even get a chance to read this - NO, LOU. Quote
acting_strange Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 Before you even get a chance to read this - NO, LOU. Why?...are you afraid that if she gets hold of it you will pee in your own eye?.... Quote
RantMachine Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) Skip to 40 seconds in OH MY GOD I FOLLOWED A LINK AT THE END AND THIS IS HILARIOUS "> Edited June 18, 2013 by RantMachine Quote
Tiggie Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 (edited) ba ha ha!!! had forgotten about this scene!!"> Edited June 18, 2013 by Tiggie Quote
RantMachine Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 Yeah, she just got home - wonder if I should show her Quote
Tiggie Posted June 18, 2013 Posted June 18, 2013 oops, looks like you edited your post before I posted the vid Quote
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